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Posted: Monday January 26th, 2004 21:06 |
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Here is my list.
Night clubs that leave you standing outside in the Freeeeezing cold and only let one person in every 10 minutes (only to find, when you finally get inside the DJ is playing to a half empty room)
People who don’t know how to queue in a nice orderly fashion. But choose to push their way to the front
Shop assistants that whizz through scanning your shopping - dump your change and receipt in you hand – and promptly say ‘next please!’ Not even giving you a backward glance.
Workmen that feel impelled to whistle when an attractive woman walks by.
Automated voice systems that send you round and round in circles!
Shops that are not wheelchair or buggy friendly.
People who never say thank-you when you hold the door open for them.
Shops that sell Christmas decorations, gifts and cards in September!
People who say they have Flu when they are just suffering with a common cold.
The adverts on pirate stations that SHOUT AT YOU!
Dj’s on said pirate stations that are on an ego trip and spend more time talking and bigging up their mum, (their aunty, their sister, their brother in law, their pet gerbil than playing any music
And finally….Advertising companies that give a false impression in order to sell their crappy products.
Last edited on Monday January 26th, 2004 21:12 by ethos
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Posted: Monday January 26th, 2004 22:43 |
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No specific order.
1: Men that deny they have kids and then you see them in the high street with their babymother the following Saturday!! 
2: Women that have the thread hanging out of their weaves!!!
3: Kids that always ask their mum who they are talking to on the phone
4: Parents that answer them!!!
5: People that tell such obvious lies * no you did not get abducted by aliens, you just did not want to come!!!* 
6: People that aint straight, full stop. 
7: People leaning over my food or drink
8: Workmen that come in your house and walk straight in wid dem dutty boots on your nice CREAM carpet. 
9: People that ring with a private number and expect you to know who it is!! *you're not that special!!!* 
10: People that have the cheek to have BO when they dont have a medical condition.*U just nasty!!! Every house comes fitted with a bathroom, flannels are cheap, so is soap and deodrant........work it out.......please.....for the benefit of my sinus!!!* And they are always the ones that do this dance with their stink pits .
11: Running a close second is man that wear dirty clothes. *Why are you ironing the black DUTTY jeans till they start looking shiny????*
12: Dont forget the people with stink feet that come to your house, kick of their shoes and you can still smell their foot when they left 2 hours ago!!!!!
13a: Craven people (greedy people). When someone eats for the sake of eating, they'll eat from anyone / anywhere just becasue it's there.
13b: People that come to a wedding / christening and bear no frankinsense or myrrh, yet walk straight to the bar / kitchen before chatting to anyone. And they always bring a craven friend nobody knows who wants food too!!!! LOL
14: Women that are in denial about their men cheating. *Some girl keeps calling my phone saying she is dealing with him, but he said they are just jealous of us!!!!!!* C'mon now!! 
15: Supermarket workers that love to shout out your card has been declined.
16: Men that chirp you and ASSume you must like them too, they would never consider the fact that you MAY have a man. 
17: When you see two black women that work in a shop and when they serve you they are chatting about an unprofessional topic and think it is cool because you are black too when they would not act like that with white people.
18: People whose mouth stink *don't be fooled ....they know....it MUST hit their nose before it hits mine!!!! Dont they know their breath smells like they have been chewing sh*t flavoured Orbit !!!!!!!* 
19: People that blow their noses into their hands and they flick the bogey from their hand onto the sidewalk. *has someone not introduced you to what they now call.....A TISSUE?????*
20: People that go raving to stand up and look at everyone else enjoying themselves!! * What is the point you can get this effect for free by playing CD's at home and turning off the lights whilst standing REAL close to your bredrins!!!!* 
21: People that love to ring your phone once and hang up for you to call them back, but you haven't actually arranged this with them. *can't they phone and ask you to call them back? If you got enough credit to ring once then you got enough credit to make the call connect.....damn cheap!!!) * *Don't watch my tarriff, bout you thought i had free calls!!!*
22: People that lick their fingers everytime the turn a page....and there are only 3 pages!!! *This aint the Bible, aint you heard of that rubber thimble to put on your index finger!!! Spreading you dutty spit all over the paper when others have got to handle it after you* Cha!!
23: People that wash babys in the kitchen sink.
24: People that kiss up / sleep in the same bed as there pets. *Didn't you know that dogs and cats lick up them balls!!!!!!!* 
25: People that write in text language all the time.
26: People that drive badly and then cuss like they are in the right!! 
27: People that dont wash their hand when they finish in the toilet, and when you tell them they have the CHEEK to say "i only went piss though!!!" *nasty*
28: Mean people that always have to be mentioning how much they have spent on something trivial......especially if it is for their kids. *tightass*
29: People that say they are five minutes away when they KNOW they are at least 40 minutes away.
30: And the final one ~ People that have too many pet peeves (at least over 31) LOL!!!! *I am not a fussy person, really i am not!!!!! LOL* 
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Posted: Monday January 26th, 2004 22:44 |
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sorry system told me my post did not go through, yet it went through 3 times!!!!
That is pet peeve number 31!!!!!
Peace~
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Posted: Monday January 26th, 2004 23:30 |
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@Iyallah
LOL funny, funny, funny  especially(pit man)
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Posted: Tuesday January 27th, 2004 03:39 |
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 @ Iyallah!
 HeSaid where is FredBlack? -he hasnt posted n e thing for a while
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Posted: Tuesday January 27th, 2004 04:04 |
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| @Iyallah Nos. 2,7,10,11,13a,13b,15,20 and 29 Appply to pepole I know of and have come in comtact with and KNOW!!!.
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Posted: Tuesday January 27th, 2004 23:51 |
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Was making a cup of tea this morning and thought of this one.
People who want to drink out of the cups in an office when they have a coldsore!!!
NO!!! That is just plain nasty!!!! What do you think you are doing?!?! It's HERPES! Much as I sympathise, don't spread it!!! That's why I have my own cup, or just use a throw away one.
.....Had to add that.
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Posted: Wednesday January 28th, 2004 00:49 |
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Guest,
I don't like tardiness myself, but there are some other pet peeves that I have like:
1) People who are all talk and no action
2) People who judge another's future character by what what they do in their present without knowing what good may come out of their future.
3) People who is just verbally disresepctful to the elderly and children with their vulgar mouth.
4) People who only consider themselves to be pals with you when they need something from you.
5)People who relates Blackness through stereotypes rather than getting a true understanding of what being Black is.
6)In relation to the Blackness, people who say that we cannot get ahead because of it as well.
7)People who try to convince others ( in terms of overcoming an obstacle) what they cannot do when it has already been done.
8) Hypocrites- People who look at what you have done wrong but don't even bother to see what is in their own backyard
9) People who has some seriously bad attitudes
10) Women who go out and brag about their no good men and think that you're jealous of their" precious" men.
11) People( men/women) who are irresponsible.
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Posted: Wednesday January 28th, 2004 06:26 |
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1. People that engage in loud and profane conversations on buses & trains.
2.Neighbors who're too lazy to shuvel snow from parking spaces and instead prefer to let the sun melt it away.
3.Driving towards(what appears to be)an atm machine,not in use.Turning a corner or two & finding 2 or 3 cars in front of you.
4.Black folks that think that their enthnic group is better than others.
5.Spending close to $70 a month for 400 cable channels,yet still not being able to find decent programming.
6.Isolated hick towns,where everybody knows everyone else and where there's nothing fun or contrsuctive to take part in.
7.Over-crowded inner city areas,where most people know few others and ain't interested.
Perhaps more later,as there's a whole lot of thing that tick me off.
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Posted: Wednesday January 28th, 2004 07:04 |
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People who walk into your farts,
You could go all the way to the forest
sure nuff someones gonna come an
walk through it.
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Posted: Wednesday January 28th, 2004 07:05 |
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Black beauty,Last I heard he was away.
Sbeen a while.
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Posted: Wednesday January 28th, 2004 15:55 |
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Hesaid wrote: People who walk into your farts,
You could go all the way to the forest
sure nuff someones gonna come an
walk through it.
 heheheh!!! Sounds like you talkin from experience....
Perhaps you just need a good washout, then you might not have to worry about this little problem no more!?!?!
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Posted: Wednesday January 28th, 2004 21:40 |
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IYALLAH
Funny!
Black people who swear they gay!
C:
Where Im from its a custom
to slap clever people with a
fish
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Posted: Wednesday January 28th, 2004 23:50 |
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When trying to find something, you look all over for it, then you find it in the first place that you looked!!!.
Men who ask for your phone number, then don't ring - ???.
You are dressed up to the nines and you spent ages to look good for your man, then he ask "What took you so long?".
Incomprehensible 'user manuals'.
Buying a book, only to find out you brought the middle part of a trilogy.
Bus drivers that pass you with half empty busses.
Garages that try to cheat you by claiming the car needs x amount of work done to it, when it doesn't.
'Australian' TV
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Posted: Thursday January 29th, 2004 19:28 |
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Thanks -
@ Stealth
I know a few of them too!!!!
My aunt reminded me of another one, but not everyone shares my view.
People that do a full lips up (snog) in the morning BEFORE brushing teeth. UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Posted: Thursday January 29th, 2004 22:52 |
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Lucas - I have read a couple of your posts on different forums and many of your comments I do not agree with......................but I agree wholeheartedly with your pet peeves - very funny and real.
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Posted: Monday February 2nd, 2004 19:51 |
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My strongest peeves are in descending order:-
1. Stupidity/stupid questions.
2. Dumb chat up lines like 'I think I've seen you somewhere before.'
3. Hype over no-talent people in the media
4. Black women like Li'l Kim who insist on wearing god-awful blonde wigs.
5. Peter Stringfellow
6. Right Coutts Management Consultancy and the people who work there
7. Two-faced people - I see no point in being two-faced. Honesty is what I believe in. If I don't like ya, I don't like ya.
8. Weak characters
9. Bimbo women
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Posted: Monday February 2nd, 2004 21:40 |
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Ikeisha wrote: Lucas - I have read a couple of your posts on different forums and many of your comments I do not agree with......................but I agree wholeheartedly with your pet peeves - very funny and real.
Peace
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mmmmmmmmm why thank you... Ikeisha... but why not agree with ALL my veiws.... Doncha Know im the nicest person bar non!!! and everthing i say is 100% right dammit..... lol....
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Posted: Monday February 2nd, 2004 22:58 |
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3. black people with blonde here (do u want to be a dundus)
 You are showing your ignorance here lucas - don't you know there are jet black people in the world with 100% natural bright blonde hair?
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Posted: Tuesday February 3rd, 2004 00:42 |
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Stylus wrote:
7. Areas or Cities that are more than 90% White - "Oh look there's a Black guy let's stare at him".
I just happen to know:
Out of 376 local authority areas in England and Wales, 317 of them (85%) have over 90% "white" people.
The range goes from:
Berwick-upon-Tweed 99.6%
Alnwick 99.6%
Isles of Scilly 99.6%
Eden 99.6%
Allerdale 99.4%
Ryedale 99.4%
Derwentside 99.4%
to
Lambeth 62.4%
Hackney 59.4%
Harrow 58.8%
Ealing 58.7%
Tower Hamlets 51.4%
Brent 45.3%
Newham 39.4%
source: http://www.statistics.gov.uk/census2001/profiles/rank/ewwhite.asp
And I'm sorry to tell everyone, but Milton Keynes just fails: Milton Keynes UA 90.7% Hmmm ... maybe give it a couple of years and they'll sort it out up there? 
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Posted: Tuesday February 3rd, 2004 05:14 |
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We've all been there at hospital desparate to use your mobile to pass on vital info to friend, colleague or a family member..but can't because of all of those signs that scream:
((((((( don't use your mobile here..it can affect the machines..)))))))))
So today in connection with work I'm at St Thomas's ALL day, I'm considerate and go outside to use my mobile in connection with work..i dutifully switch it off when I re-enter the Hospital A & E..In fact I was even told off for using the damn thing near the entrance..i mean geez!!
So imagine my shock  when i clearly observe not one but two doctors with their mobiles switch on in the emergency room and merrily chatting away..now come on is this taking the 'urine' or what..either the use of mobiles is dangerous or its not.. if it is dangerous why are Doctors walking around with their personal mobiles on..am I right to feel a bit hacked off at the double standards that I saw today!!!!
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Posted: Tuesday February 3rd, 2004 05:21 |
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@Kunjufu
Yes of course you;re right for getting annoyed at such Blatant double standards. Things like that get me all steamed up and Mad 
But knowing the arrogance of lots of doctors they probably think that if anyone suffers due to them using their mobiles....it will be Them who has to go solve the problem....
Typical Doctor attitude....
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Posted: Tuesday February 3rd, 2004 05:30 |
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| Locsgirl: you really don't know how close i came to turning int one of those white middle England bluerinse YT, and start becoming quietly indignant n Sh't..(i'm sure you know what i mean by that). I wanted to go up to said plonker, tap him & her on shoulder and say 'excuse me but!!'..you'll be glad to know however that i resisted that temptation..
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Posted: Tuesday February 3rd, 2004 05:56 |
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Thats cos you;re "Ever the Gentleman" Kunjufu
Plus you never know....your temper may have caused a heart seizure and then one of them arrogant devils would have had to resusitate you and then you would have had to swallow your words and be Grateful....
So good job you kept your dignity
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Posted: Tuesday February 3rd, 2004 06:13 |
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@ kunjufu
I have witnessed that myself, in mayday hospital when my grandma was in a coma. There was a nurse's lounge next to the room the patients were in, and even in the corridor I see people on their phone. I was like what the f**k! But then again that hospital likes to kill off people. It's just a new cause of death to put on an inquest form, verdict: not turning off a mobile phone!
I don't think anyone would have blamed u if u did say something, u should have made them look as stupid as possible.
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