Home agin home agin jigetty jog

Unclip the lead from doggy dog dog

Sit yerself down and turn on on yer kit

Check out the threads as u see fit

Spend some time with lara Croft

Kill her again as you do oft

One day you you know you’ll see her through

It has been done by only a few

Brush the high hat and make it sing

Switch your phone off from ring ring ring

Check the rhythm and cut the pomp

Spin your girlie and have a romp

Shake your body down

Take a stroll down dingly dell

Avoid the paths that lead to hell

Pick the flowers that please your eye

Put them on your dressing table

Twixt sheets and pleats and apple pie

Make love all night if you’re able.

Extra marital snicker snuckers

Naughty google glances

Human if we are at all

We’ll take these silly chances

Follow your heart and forget the cred

She was true to herself it will be said

Follow your heart and forget the cred

They were true to themselves it will be said

When old and grey with young uns on lap

"why are you smiling dear grand pap?"