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 Posted: Friday April 29th, 2005 20:08

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Found this on the net, thought I would share it  -  lol!!

 

BLACK WOMAN CAKE



Brotha; " I'm making a black woman cake cause I'm hungry as hell. And the sweet
tooth I have, only a sista can break the spell. Let me reach into my spice rack to see what I can get. To make a mix that will stick to my stomach you can bet.



2 cups of intelligence,
1 cup of sugar brown.
Cause she's got to be sweet,
mental, deep and sound.

Cinnamon is always good
to accent the taste.
A few cups of culture
so she's down for her race.

You see I won't bite into anything
That's not conscious of its own.
That's why I stick to chocolate.
And leave angel food alone.


cause she must be smooth.
2 raisins for the dimples
will also be cool.

I must add eggs
so she can reproduce.
Can't leave her hanging
cause I like children too!!

I think I'll add a little salt
to balance her out.
And a dominant profile
to show she has clout.

For a responsible woman
I'll throw in some yeast
So she'll swell with juices
when I'm ready to feast.

I'll add 7 cups of courage
and into the oven to bake! .
Turn it to 360 degrees
To balance out her mental state.

Now that it's done brothas
I won't share her wealth
But I'm sharing the recipe
As I'm consuming this black woman
all by myself. "





 



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 Posted: Friday April 29th, 2005 20:32

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mmm yum...

Sounds appestising



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 Posted: Saturday April 30th, 2005 04:14

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Love it...now where's the black man cake



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 Posted: Saturday April 30th, 2005 04:56

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You see I won't bite into anything
That's not conscious of its own.
That's why I stick to chocolate.
And leave angel food alone.





That was dope. Who wrote it?



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 Posted: Monday June 13th, 2005 18:43

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I'm lovin' it! That cake sounds just like me...LOL



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