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 Posted: Sunday November 26th, 2006 16:40

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Ahhh... Jamaica how love it no matter wa' yu look like.. we really are one..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DaedQloZvA




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 Posted: Sunday November 26th, 2006 17:49

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loL made me chuckle anyway...

oddly enough he still sounded different to me..

reminds me of when I was in kingston and saw 2 white female jamaicans..shiit blew my mind.

ordinary looking bluefoots but when they opened their mouth......!!!



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 Posted: Sunday November 26th, 2006 18:09

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Chuups!

He aint no Jamaican,he's Scottish.

 

Big up the Scot KKK,confederate flag waving massive.

        

See how they have spread their seed around the world??

 

Having said that,the best White person I have ever known in my life IS Scottish.



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 Posted: Sunday November 26th, 2006 20:37

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Black_Power wrote: loL made me chuckle anyway...

oddly enough he still sounded different to me..

reminds me of when I was in kingston and saw 2 white female jamaicans..shiit blew my mind.

ordinary looking bluefoots but when they opened their mouth......!!!


I feel you on that one, I remember being in the states and thinking lemme ask this white woman where something is... and hearing one the thickest accents sounded like one of my family members I had to smile  because her mannerism was same way.
 I mean I'm used to that in Jam but the states I really didn't expect it.
She gave good directions though so I was happyniceone.gif



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 Posted: Monday November 27th, 2006 08:49

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This had me crying with laughter -  this one has to be shared!



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 Posted: Monday November 27th, 2006 10:02

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Can someone please tell this numpty Eminem looking mofo to buy a clue...

'bout he Jamaican.. pfffftblkbuttkick 



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 Posted: Monday November 27th, 2006 10:17

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An_Advanced_Spark wrote: Ahhh... Jamaica how love it no matter wa' yu look like.. we really are one..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DaedQloZvA



LOL I know I ain't one with no "Jamaican" bluefoot who's obviously listened to too many Bob Marley Cds. If he's "Jamaican" then I'm from flippin' Kazakhstan... 



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 Posted: Monday November 27th, 2006 18:40

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    LmAOOO...
Well HOWDY! Moro 'Boratish' Naba..
I just thought the clip was funny...
C'mon on now Jamaican Greys aren't that bad..I guess A Grey's a Grey



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 Posted: Monday November 27th, 2006 21:41

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An_Advanced_Spark wrote:     I guess A Grey's a Grey



Exactamundo! clp)



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 Posted: Monday November 27th, 2006 22:09

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LMBAO

Moro "Boratish" Naba...blkbrukteet  

Wat a gwan, Borat, eh? Beg yuh do an Uzbeki dutty wine...



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 Posted: Monday November 27th, 2006 23:03

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YankeeJamaRican wrote: LMBAO

Moro "Boratish" Naba...blkbrukteet  

Wat a gwan, Borat, eh? Beg yuh do an Uzbeki dutty wine...



Mi beg yu fi shut yu mowt! :P



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 Posted: Saturday February 24th, 2007 16:57

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This is cruel I know but goddam I still laughed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5OTe8hUAUg



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 Posted: Sunday February 25th, 2007 16:47

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Exactly a greys a grey, just cos he is "jamaican" dont mean he is more "down " than other greys! The indians are exactly the same whether the live in Africa, the Caribbean or directly from India. Still racist to rass!!LOL



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 Posted: Sunday February 25th, 2007 17:10

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Man's just waffling:shock: 

Wierd doh. Member hearing a white lady speak Yoruba, I was like  - WTF.



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 Posted: Sunday February 25th, 2007 18:03

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 Posted: Sunday February 25th, 2007 22:17

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LOL @ anyone who thinks a bluefoot is "down" simply cos they're from JA. If their population was large they'd be oppressing African Jamaicans big time. Look at Barbados and see how the whites are over there....they HATE the African population. In fact, one of them even posts on Stormfront right from his Bajan yard.



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 Posted: Monday February 26th, 2007 21:49

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5OTe8hUAUg



PH, I do hear you on the Bajan thing....

Any way.... Anybody watch this thing???
Cheese and bread Unnu Blin' Ih?!



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 Posted: Friday March 2nd, 2007 21:51

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 Posted: Saturday March 3rd, 2007 00:25

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Nuff jokes yahso!!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szv7XYYkx_A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdRYdtENKTw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnR-BAhA2WE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qa1kp5KR84

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52zSRV_Kgfw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIHIuGTwMkM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvg8qPVh3uI



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 Posted: Sunday May 20th, 2007 01:40

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This is a classic
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=5834701806707497835


You know you would be scared too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bf-7PxQ894

I don't know if this is funny or cruel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WBwRn_J2vQ

This is what they call a honey trap gents!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSr-lVGPos0

WTF!!??  This would have you baffled
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2WRcb2uYME

WTF Part two... this would confuse you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwruVwjuYso

WTF part three, I would run
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8f9ru0i7uc

I can't stop watching the last girl in this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2twS-x3hnFs

Gorilla
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLdh56fShns

Be honest, who would be stooopid scared??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knjZFCHKRdw

 
SHAME!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf--lyb78D8


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This is without doubt the GREATEST prank ever played.

A guy walks into a job interview for a pizza delivery job and the rest is legend...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dH3EDD_J9M



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 Posted: Monday May 21st, 2007 10:36

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An_Advanced_Spark wrote: Ahhh... Jamaica how love it no matter wa' yu look like.. we really are one..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DaedQloZvA


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 Posted: Tuesday May 22nd, 2007 20:48

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Black_Power wrote: loL made me chuckle anyway...

oddly enough he still sounded different to me..

reminds me of when I was in kingston and saw 2 white female jamaicans..shiit blew my mind.

ordinary looking bluefoots but when they opened their mouth......!!!


I am probably going to get caned for this, but I saw a white guy with a black woman once - both probably in their early 30's.  Anyhoo, the woman looked kinda desperate / worried and was clinging on to him like no man's business.  I couldn't figure out what the big deal was.  Until he opened his mouth... the sexiest JA accent came out! I was thinking no wonder she was holding to his arm like that, lol.  

 



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 Posted: Wednesday May 23rd, 2007 10:51

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An_Advanced_Spark wrote: Ahhh... Jamaica how love it no matter wa' yu look like.. we really are one..

a tru dat!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DaedQloZvA

This video is so funny, when he started talking about the Chinese speaking spanish, I  couldn’t stop laughing! He sounds real, his accent did seem a little forced for the camera...but I dnt kno why people think he is fakeconfused3. When you go to the Caribbean and hear the blonde hair people talk native it can sometimes  shock you especially if you come from England...lol





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 Posted: Wednesday May 23rd, 2007 19:32

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This is hella funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRWen6392yA&mode=related&search=



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