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Posted: Wednesday June 8th, 2005 12:05 |
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 raxma wrote: best movie would be:
all robert de niro films, like heat and ronin are good
Plus Goodfellas; Raging Bull; The Deer Hunter; Taxi Driver; King of Comedy; Godfather part 2 and Casino wasn't bad either
and i think he's hot 2  pretty old but still hot lol
hate all teenage movie's like 10 things i hate about you and she's all that.....every movie that hase to do whit highschool sucks
give me action and comedy 
oh yeah love eddy murfy and martnlawrens on LIFE, that movie was soo funny dude
...mmmmm.....it was OK but I wouldn't watch it again....
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Posted: Wednesday June 8th, 2005 17:23 |
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My wife dragged me to see Monster In Law a couple of weeks ago.
I'd rather walk barefoot on broken glass and hot coals while drinking a glass of rodent piss than endure another two hours of that sh*t!!! 
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Posted: Friday June 10th, 2005 22:04 |
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Things like SWAT or Traffic, I'd imagine. Full of faux tough guys and guns and shooting. Terrible show. Oh, white chicks of course
The thing with White Chicks is that I can't sit through the trailer without those bizarre latex masks making me feel queasy. They are far more horrifying than anything that Wes Craven ever thought up. Myabe they should just stick to those CRAP jokes in that channel called TROUBLE
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Posted: Friday June 10th, 2005 23:40 |
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Posted: Saturday June 11th, 2005 00:53 |
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Another vote for You Got Served. But then again, I watched a little bit of it... and it was in German. Enough to switch off.
All those people on the front covers of these DVDs who big up crappy films want sacking.
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Posted: Sunday June 12th, 2005 18:59 |
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better add these to my list of useless dumps.
you got served.= over dancing and stupidity
sky captain and the tommorrow world.= saw this crap yesterday and i regret paying 3.50 for this usless piece of work/
the colour purple=. need i say more, the black man was the enemy as usuall . it was directed by a white guy who dont know jack bout us. so that film dont get a second look from me. pure nonsense.
hitch hikers guide,. the old version was crap.
alfie.= the new one with jude law was a waste of budget.
all wayans brothers movies.
eyes wide shut.
monsters ball.
like mike. sensless
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Posted: Sunday June 12th, 2005 20:06 |
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EVERY SINGLE MOVIE STARRING A RAPPER............including IC CUBE
and any film with BEYOUNCE
any film based ona history remake then the american decide to change the plot ie Pearl Harbour, any world war 1 and 2, Titanic..................any european history yet it gets changed into America saved the day.
all rubbish
brit flicks like bridget jones diary, notting hill, four weddings and a funeral,
any action movies like rocky, bad boys with over exaggerated fighting, bullets etc etc and yet the main actor never gets killed
any film where the black man always gets killed in the first 5 mins of the movie
any childish crap like dr do little etc etc
any crap with queen latifah xyz etc etc rescuing sisters from the hood bollocks
to be honest every movie except Malcolm X and finding Nemo, they are the only two i rate
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Posted: Monday June 13th, 2005 17:45 |
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The film Gangsta's Paradise which is a mishmash of yardies, American gangbangers, mafiosos and corrupt businessmen.
It contains some of the WORSE acting you could ever have the displeasure of watching in a film.
Avoid!!
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Posted: Tuesday August 9th, 2005 17:44 |
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the soul machine wrote:
the colour purple=. need i say more, the black man was the enemy as usuall . it was directed by a white guy who dont know jack bout us. so that film dont get a second look from me. pure nonsense.
The colour purple a bad film. I will have to completely disagree with you on that one. In fact I have noticed in this thread that there are some movies in here that I actually enjoyed. I guess that says a lot for my tastes. LOL!
The Golden Child is one of my all time favourites. I still manage to laugh until I cry everytime I watch it. One of my favourite scenes is when Eddie Murphy has to ask for the Knife in Nepal and he raps instead..
"I, I, I, I, want the knife"
Gets me every time.
Kill Bill Vol 2 was the worst. Maybe I had high expectations after Vol 1, but it left me with a foul taste in my mouth.
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Posted: Thursday August 25th, 2005 17:44 |
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hulk, hulk, HULK
CATWOMAN,
ALEXANDER
You've Got Mail 
SHOW GIRLS 
Sadly there are probably more of theses films to be made 
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Posted: Thursday August 25th, 2005 18:54 |
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The Golden Child is heavy!!
Sardo Numspa is a wicked baddie and when my man turns into a dragon its a big scene of the movie.
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Posted: Friday August 26th, 2005 01:52 |
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kill bill 2 was rough... quite good.. in fact...
and huld was wicked too
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do not watch
the following..
Bullet proof monk
x-men 2 (rubbish) due to my knowledge of marvel
batman begins (rubbish) due to my knowledge of DC
please please please
do not ever watch BLADE TRINITY.... naw... just dont
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Posted: Friday August 26th, 2005 15:49 |
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ha ha lucas, i just seen blade trinity last night, and it was the biggest pile of garbage i have seen this year!
why did big bad dracula have to look like a short eastern european labourer ?? who wrote that crappy dialogue?? whats up with those dogs?? why doesnt tripple h stick to his day job from now on?
terrible!
i havent like any screen adadptation of batman. ever. why does he go around in a metal suit? where are his detective skills? why is he always being played by underdeveloped wimps? bruce wayne is supposed to be a big 6 foot 2 brawny arse kicker. not michael keaton, val kilmer, george clooney or christian bale. did you see him next to samuel l jackson in the 'shaft' remake? he looks like a boy. it just goes to show that nowadays they want ' ladyboy heroes' not tough guys. more brad pitt, less schwarzenegger.
the punisher should *never* have been made. they turn a crazed vietnam vet vigilante madman loner into a friendly fbi agent. instead of just blasting the bad guys to s ht, he tries stupid schemes to screw with their minds ( i.e the fire hydrant scenes). wtf??
the x-films are the most ovverrated films of all time. 6 foot 3 hugh jackman playing a 5 foot 3 hero. halle berry in a blonde wig!! one film she has an accent, the next film it is gone. cyclops is just a side character hardly in the films. ian mckellern as magneto? ha ha ha . even for an old man comicbook maggie is a brawny guy. think sean connery. he would have been better (heh, as a scottish magneto). this magneto comes of gay, saying things like 'dear boy'. ( yanks think the english accent is gay anyway).
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Posted: Friday August 26th, 2005 17:24 |
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Posted: Friday August 26th, 2005 18:09 |
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All C-in wrote: Ya'll pretty much hit the nail on the Head. Except for most of the Comic book movies.
Blade 2-3
X-men1-2
Daredevil
Fantastic 4
spiderman
Ghost rider
Batman 2-4
Punisher(It was so bad I had to go get the Dolph Lungren version)
...........And any movie with a rapper in it.
what spider man was awesome and the hulk was good too
the hulk just needed a villian to fight that's all
and you will see that a lot of people will agree with me om spider-man being the best marvel movie ever and the only thing to top it would be spider-man 2
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Posted: Friday August 26th, 2005 23:13 |
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blakkrussian wrote: ha ha lucas, i just seen blade trinity last night, and it was the biggest pile of garbage i have seen this year!
why did big bad dracula have to look like a short eastern european labourer ?? who wrote that crappy dialogue?? whats up with those dogs?? why doesnt tripple h stick to his day job from now on?
terrible!
i havent like any screen adadptation of batman. ever. why does he go around in a metal suit? where are his detective skills? why is he always being played by underdeveloped wimps? bruce wayne is supposed to be a big 6 foot 2 brawny arse kicker. not michael keaton, val kilmer, george clooney or christian bale. did you see him next to samuel l jackson in the 'shaft' remake? he looks like a boy. it just goes to show that nowadays they want ' ladyboy heroes' not tough guys. more brad pitt, less schwarzenegger.
the punisher should *never* have been made. they turn a crazed vietnam vet vigilante madman loner into a friendly fbi agent. instead of just blasting the bad guys to s ht, he tries stupid schemes to screw with their minds ( i.e the fire hydrant scenes). wtf??
the x-films are the most ovverrated films of all time. 6 foot 3 hugh jackman playing a 5 foot 3 hero. halle berry in a blonde wig!! one film she has an accent, the next film it is gone. cyclops is just a side character hardly in the films. ian mckellern as magneto? ha ha ha . even for an old man comicbook maggie is a brawny guy. think sean connery. he would have been better (heh, as a scottish magneto). this magneto comes of gay, saying things like 'dear boy'. ( yanks think the english accent is gay anyway).
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Spot on...
man...
x men movies are so overated...
the embelished way too much..
rogue has no super powers ala marvel comics...
and magneto is a brawny guy in marvel.. no some pensioner lookin muthaf**ka... who looks like he needs a zimmer frame walker ting... storm was apalling...
cyclops looked like a surfer..
wolverine ..was crap... his claws looked like he super glued some knives to his hand.. and got his ass kicked in both movies...
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along with punisher... xmen was the worst marvel movies...
the only characters anywhere near what the should have been was toad.. nightcrawler..jean (she was a lil too sexy though)
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dont get me started on blade trinity...one of the worst movies i have ever seen....
it was seriously complete foolishness... snipes was a idiot.. looked old... and rusty..
then we had some funny guy in there... wheeling of jokes while his face is gettin kicked off... dracula looked like some sweetbwoy model...
zero special effects... none... and to top it off u had triple H in there pulling of the pedigree....
terrible
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Posted: Friday September 9th, 2005 22:43 |
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| I challenge anyone to watch some film called Nikkita Blues. It stars that annoying girl from smart guy that is also in another show on trouble at the moment. No matter how bad a film has been in the past I at least vowed to make it to the end......NOT THIS TIME! I literally felt my life slipping away before my eyes. I took the film out of the DVD player and flung it out the window.SERIOUSLY THE WORST FILM IN EXISTENCE. I have never hated any film as much as i hated this film. There was no light at the end of a very long and boring tunnel.
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Posted: Tuesday September 13th, 2005 17:14 |
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The beauty Shop...,why lord why?
The Brothers.... 
Triple X
Monster's ball 
Maid in Manhattan....(Have written to the producers asking for my money back, or I will sue)
TROY...., need Isay more
Head of State...,sorry folks Tamala Jones has no business acting.
Anything starring the Wayans brothers
Nora's hair salon.....wtf was that?
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Posted: Tuesday September 13th, 2005 17:34 |
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Maid in Manhattan....(Have written to the producers asking for my money back, or I will sue)
LOL, come on now, what did you really expect from this film girl? I haven't even watched it and I could have told you it was sh*te!
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Posted: Tuesday September 13th, 2005 17:49 |
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You don't understand..., \I knew it was going to be bad, but this surpassed all expectations....it was mind numbingly stupid. Even someone who has had a full frontal lebotomy, would have found it stupid.
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Posted: Tuesday September 13th, 2005 19:12 |
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!!!!!!!!STAY AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
THESE ARE 2 OF THE WORST FILMS IVE SEEN IN MY LIFE. BAR-BE-Q I WATCHED TO THE END COZ ME AND MY FRIEND WERE IN HYSTERICS AT HOW BAD IT WAS - @1 POINT THERE WAS ACTUALLY A MICROPHONE IN SHOT!!!!
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Posted: Wednesday September 14th, 2005 12:43 |
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star wars: confusing, boring, unrealistics and cartoonish, never have and never will understand the hype around it.
black movies in general: stereotypical bullsh*t
blair witch project: no scary noe funny, just lame
boys don't cry; it wasn't bad but i was really disturbed
kids: now if you want a disturbing movie, go see this one
hackers; the plot is sh*t and angelina jolie is a sh*t rapper
hustle and flow, crash: just because that annoying cocnut is in there
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Posted: Thursday September 15th, 2005 16:13 |
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kids: now if you want a disturbing movie, go see this one
Is that the film were the girl has sex with this guy who she lost her viginity to goes along with her hoeish friend to have a check up and finds out that in the worse bit of luck that she has HIV.
Film was a bit to much for me some of it didnt make sense at all. and way to graphic i felt like i was watching a child porn film. to much for me to take.
Anything with video chicks trying to make it as models should be shelved big time!!!
a few others
LISA RAYE SHOULD REALLY NOT ACT
I dont even know why i watched this one
Bring it on 2- battle of the bands
this has to be the worst film ever made!!!
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Posted: Thursday September 15th, 2005 17:07 |
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| how could y'all forget that hip hopra with beyonce in it/ every minute the gal was brucking out into a song, just when you started to feel the film(spoilt it totally) then to make matters worse SHE RAPS!! wot was the girl thinking? she should of turned that script down! oh and the melodramatic dying scene at the end. b needs to stick to the singing for real
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