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Posted: Monday March 21st, 2005 22:42 |
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Surely John Amos could not have done a bad movie??? I like that dude...
The title of the film though
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Posted: Tuesday March 22nd, 2005 05:30 |
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The cream of the crap:
Speed 2: Cruise Control
Scary Movie 1,2 and 3
Gigli, Maid in Manhattan and all JLO movies with the exception of Selena
Legally Blonde 1 and 2
Man of the House (new movie with Christina Milian)
Undercover Brother
Save the Last Dance
"O"
The Brothers
Babyfathers
I know what you did last summer
Dirty Dancing 2
The Friday series
Barbershop
.....the list goes on and on and on....
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Posted: Tuesday March 22nd, 2005 18:10 |
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Eddie Murphy post 48hrs, Nutty Professor and Boomerang were hard movies
I've bought many a dvd, many I didn't like but the only one I've had to take back to the shop for a refund was BarbeQ. When the cashier asked me what was wrong with it i.e physical damage or it wouldn't play, I just said nothing's wrong, it's just rubbish. Buying that film made me feel like I was mugged. The chase for the American drean sure has a lot to answer for.
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Posted: Tuesday March 22nd, 2005 19:04 |
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The following are the movies that should have never been made
1.Freeway (Reese Witherapoon et al, my impression of Witherspoon dimmed and I was perplexed that someone like her would partake with such a cast-a man is shot and he actually gets up and falls in the right place as you hear the director telling him where to fall)
2.Joey (The series, call it fear of aging gracefully with a neat balance on his bank account Matt Le Blanc has made me realise what a great decision it was that I trashed friends or any series/movies with him included)
3.Natural Born Killers (For some reason I used to hold some respect for Woody Harrelson until he decided to grace us the movie audience with such a movie, I felt it has no sense of direction and too much blood eventually puts you off ofcourse unless you are a vampire)
4.The avengers (God only knows how the director in question managed to bring Connery, Thurman and Fiennes together but I guess where there is money there is a point pardon me If I am weird but what was the point of this movie?)
5.Reservoir Dogs (Last but not least as Sir Boss seems to be hovering around...Come in Tarantino and a gang of men who at that stage where one of the world's popular actors, this movie has some sort of Plot but sadly it put me off Tarantino call me impatient or dumb...but NONO)
Other No nos
Whats eating Gilbert Grape (Johnny Depp)
Grosse Pointe Blank (John Cusack)
Gigli (Jennifer Lopez, makes you wonder should she stop singing so that she can get her movie career right)
Ladder 49(Travolta, Phoenix, Chestnut et al)
Death becomes her
honestly I could go on....but but but...
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Posted: Tuesday March 22nd, 2005 23:25 |
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| that new film "be cool" ius the worst film I've ever seen.
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Posted: Tuesday March 22nd, 2005 23:36 |
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Oceans Twelve.
Never been so damn bored in my life!
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Posted: Friday March 25th, 2005 12:18 |
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u got the served (the worst acting i have seen in my life)
matrix 2&3
barbie and the nutcracker (watched it with my little cousins)
the magic roundabout
Animal farm
that movie with mike myers where he became some kind of famous producer made in the early 90's
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Posted: Friday March 25th, 2005 13:33 |
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ANYTHING with Sandra Bullock in it (except 1st Speed)
Scooby Doo - If this is the best you can do, I dont wanna know 'where are you'!!! (but I must admit the Scrappy Doo bit was a good touch since every one hates him!!)
Titanic - 3 hours long? please wake me up....on second thoughts dont bother!!
Set it off - Lord please try to make a movie that makes sense!!!
Blade 3 - Methinks they wanna ease out Wesley and make movies for the new white characters
Matrix 2&3 - Two overall crap but had some set peices that were ok (freeway, multiple agebt smiths and the fight in the house)but by 3 i think they run out of things to teef from that black womans script and this was their own dry ideas!
Daddy Day Care - The only reason I didnt walk out of this unfunny eddie murphy shyt was I was 30000 feet in the air en route to Jamaica at the time!
Kill Bill 2 - someone else touched on it but I'll also say that Quentin likes (ie teefs from) chinese kung fu films. He must realise the cardinal rule is the main bad guy is the best fighter apart from the hero so therefore the last fight is ALWAYS the best. The only good fight was with Uma and the eye patch girl rest was pure chit chat chupidness!!
Monsters Ball - Sorry Halle was pleased to see you get an Oscar but I dont think you deserved it for this shyt!
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Posted: Friday March 25th, 2005 17:45 |
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Anything with Percy "Master P" should be labeled for health reasons.
I rented this for the cover only!!!
Some of these straihg to video movies are so bad they're classics.Most think a rap cameo is all that's needed.
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Posted: Friday March 25th, 2005 19:20 |
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Have you seen "one night in Compton" it is damn appaling.
There was one no limit film I watched "fly by night" about a comedian. That was ok. Decent actually.
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Posted: Friday March 25th, 2005 20:11 |
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Bubble Boy
The Other Brother (I thought this was a joke, acting was terrible)
You Got Served
Critters
Tremors 2
Hav Plenty (I was bored and couldn't find the humour at all)
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Posted: Friday March 25th, 2005 20:15 |
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Hav plenty
OH MY GOSH
How did I forget to mention that?? That is it right there! The worst movie ever!!
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Posted: Friday March 25th, 2005 20:24 |
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DM,
Most of those "urban" DVD's that never see the inside of a theater are bad.But if you are in the mood for a few laughs and some T&A it doesn't hurt. I saw afilm by Nelly which wasn't all that bad.Its pitiful that 99% of them have the same plot.
More crap to waste your money on:
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Posted: Friday March 25th, 2005 20:25 |
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| you got served well....BS thats wot it was BS! THE DANCING YEAH!!! TYHE ACTING....HELL NO! WOTS WITH THE FAT GUY WHO 'WANTS HIS MONEY'.
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Posted: Friday March 25th, 2005 20:38 |
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The leprechuan??? LEPRECHUAN????
 
How can a leprechaun be a horror movie?? HA HA HA HA HA
back to da hood LOL
These guys are jokers! and they actually made a friggin SEQUEL???
Actually though, Players club was Ok. Bernie Mac is always watchable.
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Posted: Friday March 25th, 2005 21:24 |
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AUSTIN POWERS QUOTES. I LOVE THE WHOLE FILM, TOO MNY TO MENTION BUT HERES SOME
U.N. Representative: So, Mr. Evil...
Dr. Evil: It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much
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Scott Evil: I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.
Therapist: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that.
Dr. Evil: No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He's quite wily, like his old man
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Dr. Evil: Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers
Scott Evil: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
Dr. Evil: I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.
Dr. Evil: All right guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.
[guard starts dipping mechanism]
Dr. Evil: Close the tank!
Scott Evil: Wait, aren't you even going to watch them? They could get away!
Dr. Evil: No no no, I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?
Scott Evil: I have a gun, in my room, you give me five seconds, I'll get it, I'll come back down here, BOOM, I'll blow their brains out!
Dr. Evil: Scott, you just don't get it, do ya? You don't.
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Basil Exposition: Austin, the Cold War is over!
Austin Powers: Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades? Eh?
Basil Exposition: Austin... we won.
Austin Powers: Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism!
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Posted: Tuesday March 29th, 2005 11:22 |
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The barber shop movies weren't bad, actually they were quite decent.
Also DOn't be a menace was funny first time I seen it. I see those lebrachaun movies too, definitly should not have been made.
People are naming some fairly decent movies here, King arthur was pretty good.
Belly, What were they trying to pull with that enigmatic plot that was going no where. lol, I thought I could be convincing as an actor than DMX.
Austin Powers 3(2 and 1 were ok)
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Posted: Thursday March 31st, 2005 14:38 |
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Mafdet wrote:
For all those who already mentioned it Gang of Roses should be BANNED
I HEAR THAT!!!!
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Posted: Thursday March 31st, 2005 14:56 |
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this film is absolutly sh*****t I sleep off in the cinema
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Posted: Thursday March 31st, 2005 20:45 |
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All them films got on my last nerves esp Babyboy damn tyrese cant act!
More to come....
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Posted: Saturday April 2nd, 2005 16:05 |
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| i actually liked 8 women but i got tired of reading the subtitles as it was all in french
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Posted: Saturday April 2nd, 2005 22:05 |
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Burning Spear wrote: Stay clear if you value your sanity.
Regard ing Pandora's Box....Talk about false advertising!!! Tyson Beckford was in this for like 5mins!!! I didnt even watch it to the end, & that chick who was tyson's woman... that was a man right? no wonder you cant see her face on da cover
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Posted: Saturday April 2nd, 2005 22:43 |
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@All
Its got to the point now that if I see any dvd covers with the following I do not get them infact I put them at the back of the display so other customers are not tortured as well:
1. Lisa Rae and all the others like her.
2. Wayan Brothers they irritate the heck out of me
3. Snoop Dogg and Master P
4. Martin Lawrence yes including the bad boys films
5. All rap/ RnB artist who try to act including Beyonce
6. Jennifer Lopez
7. Slyvestor Sillone after Rocky 1 & 2
8. Jada Pinkett
For the poster that nominated the Magic Roundabout ......jeese I hope your excuse is you took children to watch this movie 
when_brothers_pray. by roederick vines
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Posted: Sunday April 3rd, 2005 17:50 |
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COLTRANE wrote: The core, Fear.com, The Ring, Ice Cube movie with Santa (can't think of the name), All Hannibal Hector movies, All movies with Eddie Griffin, All movies with Lisa Ray, Oh Gosh, that horrible movie where a group of friends (all men) meet at a cabin in the woods and some virus infects them... can't think of the name, but Morgan Freeman was in it. Okay, here is the rest, 28 Days Later, Cabin Fever, Brown Sugar, Purple Rain, Phone Booth, All Texas Chain Saw movies besides the last one, Show Girls, Jimmy Neutron, Monster Ball, Swat, and I can go on and on and on and on and on.
The ring (the american version) is awful i've seen the jap original and it's a major slap in the face-thank god someone mentioned show girls (with it's most laughable sex scene)
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Posted: Sunday April 3rd, 2005 18:18 |
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Dog eat Dog... disowned by its actor and producer Dj Mark Tonderai. Really really bad.
Most films by Spike Lee except Do the Right Thing, Malcolm X, She Gotta Have It and 25th Hour.
Everything Bruce Willis has appeared in except for Pulp Fiction
Star Wars Episode 1
Paul McCartney`s legendary turkey "Give My Regards to Broad Street"
Halle Berry's Cat Woman
Ulysses Gaze..a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very sloooooow film by an arty European filmmaker.
Belly...Hype Williams never directed another film!
From the Eddie Murphy canon: Coming to America/Pluto Nash/The Golden Child/Beverly Hills Cop 2 and 3
So many bad films..so much time
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