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Posted: Saturday August 14th, 2004 05:04 |
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I would think that some studios would know better that some story concepts are better left on the page, as opposed to being on the silver screen. Conversely, if you have a great story concept and it gets into the hands of a bad director or an uncaring actor, the film can still turn out a mess, yet studios will still release something they know is bad to the general public. But with more and more executives scrambling to get their studios to have annual profitable box office figures, anything is likely to make it to the theatres.
Even with the decreasing box office profits, year after year, the movie studios still keep releasing crappy pictures with twice as much advertising dollars as the screen budget, hoping that if nothing more than can create huge profits in the opening weekends. The films never have legs though, and usually decrease on the second weekend, by 50% or more.
What recent films do you feel should have never been made?
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Posted: Saturday August 14th, 2004 07:31 |
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HMMM dunno why you got a picture of Blade, I loved that film!! but anyway....
Titanic (soppy predictable and too long winded. SINK already!!)
AI thought I was gonna be sick with that amount of syrup. Walked out of the cinema
Blair Witch thought this would be about Cherie running amok in the forest but alas no. Ive been more scared watching frigggin carebears. And how can you show me a whole film and no witch???
Blair Witch 2 why did I do it to myself???)
Thunderbirds dont make sense without the string puppets. Just looks silly
Godfather 3 What for? How you gonna follow to classics with this??
Kill Bill vol 2 Way to much talking, and the worst last fight ever. How dare QT make me sit through two movies for her to Kill Bill in 5 seconds!! I was robbed.
Flintstones No more need be said
Terminator 3 Made no sense and was complete crap
Planet of the apes (remake). My fellow scientific friends and I spent an hour in the car after that film trying to make it make sense. We drew diagrams of timelines on paper and reasoned till the sun came up but all in all it was a terrible remake and made no sense!!
Alien 4 Come on now you just being greedy!! Stupid stupid stupid. No biological sense and just a terrible plot and really ridicolous premise (cloning in that fashion).
Italian job (remake) The first was so heavy and such a classic with a great ending and the second was terrible and they left out the proper ending!!.
Shane For insulting my intelligence. Shane rides into town for the showdown at the end and rides all day and night. The 10 year old follows him on foot crying and gets there 5 mins after him!!! Im tempted to swear.....
On Dangerous ground Liz Hurleys white south African accent. Ving Rames Nigerian accent. Ice Cube in Africa. Stupid movie. nuff said.
How stella got her groove back. Taye Diggs stupid accent. Taye Diggs incessant smiling.
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Posted: Saturday August 14th, 2004 08:23 |
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Rocky IV: because you know if a man took the beating rocky did in the first few round that he did in that film, fight dun...
The Avengers; Why?
Any Eddies Murphy Film post 48hrs: Especially why pluto nash?
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Posted: Saturday August 14th, 2004 08:52 |
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Pluto Nash??? hmm I supect your children has more to do with that choice than you!!! kids movies dont count cos we would be here all day cussing the Olsen girls (my neices love their foolish films) 12 year old secret agents and so on....
There was a film I was excited to see I got from the stall in Peckham I told you all about (go there) it had Lisa Raye, Lil Kim, Stacey Dash and a bunch of others in a WESTERN!! it seemed good (well they looked nice on the cover) but it was th worst piece of trash I ever seen... Wish I could remembe so I could steer you all clear of it.
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Posted: Saturday August 14th, 2004 08:57 |
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DrunkMonkey wrote:
There was a film I was excited to see I got from the stall in Peckham I told you all about (go there) it had Lisa Raye, Lil Kim, Stacey Dash and a bunch of others in a WESTERN!! it seemed good (well they looked nice on the cover) but it was th worst piece of trash I ever seen... Wish I could remembe so I could steer you all clear of it.
Drunkmonkey: i saw that Flim at the local Blockbusters, (guns & Roses) what you actually paid good money to watch it.. .. You know what it serves you damn well right, I took one look at the cover and knew it was crap, i would even bother watching it for free.. I put that type of crap in the same bracket as Snoop doog's gangsta flims.. and calling that a flim is pushing it some..
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Posted: Saturday August 14th, 2004 08:58 |
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| How could I forget this one?? You know monkey loves Marvel and comics? This is the WOSRT comic movie bar none HULK and it should have been the best. What the hell was all that story story business for? Why make it so complicated? He gets angry he gets green and smashes stuff!!! Simple!
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Posted: Saturday August 14th, 2004 09:08 |
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@ Kunjufu
You right I should have know better! (they did look good on the cover) 
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Posted: Saturday August 14th, 2004 13:46 |
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@ DrunkMonkey
I know you said kids movies don't count but I couldn't let a thread like this go without nominating Scooby Doo 2 (I was able to avoid Scooby Doo 1). Man, not only should that movie never have been made, but it should be a criminal offence to allow it to be shown on any medium. I put it way at the top of my list of worst movies ever seen, but as I said I had to see it for the sake of family unity.
I tell you this if there is a Scooby Doo 3, family unity may very well suffer if the only alternative is to see the film.
I agree with Kunjufu about Eddie Murphy films post 48 hours...not counting voice overs for Shriek, his best work for years.
Can anyone remember the name of that film with Robin Williams about a robot that wanted to be human, and which thanks to advanced technology he was able to be transformed into a human being? I realised by the end of the film I had been transformed into a zombie. Well, that is only explanation I have as to why I sat through the whole of that load of tosh.
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Posted: Saturday August 14th, 2004 13:51 |
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Posted: Saturday August 14th, 2004 19:07 |
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| The core, Fear.com, The Ring, Ice Cube movie with Santa (can't think of the name), All Hannibal Hector movies, All movies with Eddie Griffin, All movies with Lisa Ray, Oh Gosh, that horrible movie where a group of friends (all men) meet at a cabin in the woods and some virus infects them... can't think of the name, but Morgan Freeman was in it. Okay, here is the rest, 28 Days Later, Cabin Fever, Brown Sugar, Purple Rain, Phone Booth, All Texas Chain Saw movies besides the last one, Show Girls, Jimmy Neutron, Monster Ball, Swat, and I can go on and on and on and on and on.
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Posted: Saturday August 14th, 2004 20:14 |
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COLTRANE wrote: The core, Fear.com, The Ring, Ice Cube movie with Santa (can't think of the name), All Hannibal Hector movies, All movies with Eddie Griffin, All movies with Lisa Ray, Oh Gosh, that horrible movie where a group of friends (all men) meet at a cabin in the woods and some virus infects them... can't think of the name, but Morgan Freeman was in it. Okay, here is the rest, 28 Days Later, Cabin Fever, Brown Sugar, Purple Rain, Phone Booth, All Texas Chain Saw movies besides the last one, Show Girls, Jimmy Neutron, Monster Ball, Swat, and I can go on and on and on and on and on.
Hold on 'The Ring' is a very good film, so is 28 days later and Phone booth to a point..as for the rest they are all crap...BTW the film you're thinking of is called Dreamcatcher.
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Posted: Saturday August 14th, 2004 21:49 |
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Cradle to the grave
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Posted: Saturday August 14th, 2004 23:41 |
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cabin fever..
cat woman (when u have halle berry in a movie u dont put a man as her stunt double...I want to watch halle with a clear free of man mind.... therefore i will not watch the movie).
vanhelsing... rubbish rubbish rubbish...withouth those spinning stupidness on his wrists he is just a normal dude... nothin special no style regarding his combat... he just too nuff lick... RUBBISH... uh and cheesy too...
x men 1 and 2...Rubbish (nuff said)
teminator 3... weak..
now for the low budget black movies...
Warning DO NOT BUY THESE NO MATTER HOW GOOD THE COVER LOOKS..
1. BARBECUE.... funny film... becuase i was laughin AT it...
2. Me and mrs jones with kim fields... complete toilet... water
3.ride or die with vivica fox andduane martin and megan goode...
one of the worst movies i have ever seen... its produced by duane martin... and get this... he is iN EVERY scene.. as the same character... for not ALLLL scenes..
need i say more...
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Posted: Sunday August 15th, 2004 00:10 |
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Van Helsing
Honey (havent seen it, but dont need to)
Get Over It-why sisquo, WHY!!!
hahahaha@DM I have seen that front cover AND I JUST KNEW it was going to be crap-ESPECIALLY with Lil Kim in it!!
there r loads more i just cant think right now
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Posted: Monday August 16th, 2004 13:25 |
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DrunkMonkey wrote: Pluto Nash??? hmm I supect your children has more to do with that choice than you!!! kids movies dont count cos we would be here all day cussing the Olsen girls (my neices love their foolish films) 12 year old secret agents and so on....
There was a film I was excited to see I got from the stall in Peckham I told you all about (go there) it had Lisa Raye, Lil Kim, Stacey Dash and a bunch of others in a WESTERN!! it seemed good (well they looked nice on the cover) but it was th worst piece of trash I ever seen... Wish I could remembe so I could steer you all clear of it.
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Posted: Monday August 16th, 2004 13:33 |
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Posted: Monday August 16th, 2004 14:32 |
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@ Coltrane
All movies with Lisa Raye.... you Joker!!! LOL its true though ha ha
@ Burning spear
What was the movie with Usher holding up a school and Forrest Whittaker was the security guard and Vanessa Williams was the main cop?? It was terrible! So poor.
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Posted: Monday August 16th, 2004 15:56 |
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Titanic - Overrated, badly acted crap. The scene where she calls out his name (Jack, Jack, Jack wake up), that scene cracks me up.
Batman & Robin – Arnold Schwarzenegger, George Clooney. Need I say more….
The Blair Witch Project 1&2 – Oh I was so willing for the witch to kill the whinging b***h.
Cool As Ice – WHY?????
Barbecue – Oh my gosh I though I was the only one who saw this trash.
Van Helsing – Can’t say enough how bad this film was….
Spiceworld – The girls proving how talentless they really are.
Showgirls - Hands down, the biggest, trashiest movie of all time.
There is so much more i can't recall.....
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Posted: Monday August 16th, 2004 17:58 |
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LOL. I forgot about the brothers. That film was ANNOYING!
Two can play that game is another film.
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Posted: Monday August 16th, 2004 19:02 |
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| WHATS THE TITLE OF THAT MOVIE STARRING J-LO AND BEN AFFLECK ? THAT SHOULD BE VOTED THE MOST DISGUSTING AND BORING MOVIE IN HISTORY.
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Posted: Monday August 16th, 2004 19:27 |
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COLTRANE wrote: [color='black'" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" onmouseout="this.style.background][color=''">Ring, Ice Cube movie with Santa (can't think of the name), All Hannibal Hector movies, All movies with Eddie Griffin, All movies with Lisa Ray, Oh Gosh, that horrible movie where a group of friends (all men) meet at a cabin in the woods and some virus infects them... can't think of the name, but Morgan Freeman was in it. Okay, here is the rest, 28 Days Later, Cabin Fever, Brown Sugar, Purple Rain, Phone Booth, All Texas Chain Saw movies besides the last one, Show Girls, Jimmy Neutron, Monster Ball, Swat, and I can go on and on and on and on and on.
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Cabin fever me thinks it wass
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Posted: Monday August 16th, 2004 19:33 |
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COLTRANE wrote: [color='black'" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" onmouseout="this.style.background][color=''">Ring, Ice Cube movie with Santa (can't think of the name), All Hannibal Hector movies, All movies with Eddie Griffin, All movies with Lisa Ray, Oh Gosh, that horrible movie where a group of friends (all men) meet at a cabin in the woods and some virus infects them... can't think of the name, but Morgan Freeman was in it. Okay, here is the rest, 28 Days Later, Cabin Fever, Brown Sugar, Purple Rain, Phone Booth, All Texas Chain Saw movies besides the last one, Show Girls, Jimmy Neutron, Monster Ball, Swat, and I can go on and on and on and on and on.
]Cabin fever absolute WASTE!
PANIC ROOM WAS RUBBISH MITE I ADD
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Posted: Monday August 16th, 2004 19:41 |
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GIGIL WAS THAT POOP WID J.HO AND BEN AFFLECK
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Posted: Monday August 16th, 2004 21:43 |
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Any film made by the Wayans brothers...
Any film with Snoop Dogg in it...
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Posted: Monday August 16th, 2004 21:50 |
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Must disagree bro. Dont you remember "Im gonna get you sucka" thats a classic!! The scene with Chris Rock in the Ribs joint was funny enough.
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