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Posted: Wednesday June 29th, 2005 18:03 |
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WHY DOES NO ONE EVER MENTION THE LAST BOYSCOUT WHEN IT COMES TO MOVIE QUOTABLES WHEN THE ONE-LINERS ARE ENDLESS!??!
Wife: "F*ck you Joe, you're never there I was lonely"
Joe: "Buy a dog"
Jimmy: F**k you"
Joe: "Snappy comeback"
Hoodlum: "So you're the guy with the million dollar arm...you don't look like much..."
Jimmy: "Yeah I'm trying to figure out which one of you guys looks the most like my d*ck"
Joe: "Where you going?"
Jimmy: "The bathroom. You wanna help? The doctor says I shouldn't lift anything heavy"
Jimmy:"You're a nobody"
Joe: "Shhhhh....don't tell anyone though"
Jimmy: "You have to be the dumbest guy ever"
Joe: "Why?"
Jimmy: "Cause, you're trying to save the life of the guy that ruined your career, and avenge the death of the guy that f*cked your wife."
Joe: "You girls oughta be gettin' home"
Jimmy: "Yeah streetlights are on"
Gangster (to Jimmy): "Shut up f**kface"
Joe: "I'm f**kface, he's asshole"
Joe: "Touch me again and I'll kill ya"
Police Chief: "There's a new invention called a razor"
Joe: "Too risky. I might start thinking of you and slash my wrists"
Wife: "I don't hate you. You hate yourself"
Joe: "Poor me. I get to live with myself 24 hours a day"
That's not even 1/8 of the one liners in this classic guy's flick!!!!!!
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Posted: Thursday June 30th, 2005 08:52 |
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For a Few dollars more
Clint is loading the bodies of the criminals into a cart that he shot and totalling up how much he will make on their bounties
"1, 4, 10, 15, 21... 21?" Look around and shoots as the last man tries to shoot him. Clint blasts him and loads him on the cart...
"Having trouble boy?" says Lee Van Cleef
"Just a lil trouble with my adding" Clint Eastwood
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Posted: Thursday June 30th, 2005 10:57 |
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Kill Bill vol. 1 - O'Ren Ishii (Lucy Liu)
...and i assure no subject will ever be taboo, expect the one that was just up for discussion, make any reference to my chinese/american heritage a negative and the result is i collect your f***ing head. just like this f***er right here (holds up decapitated head). now if any of you sons of b**ches have any further to say now's the f***ing time!!! i didnt think so (drops head) meeting adjourned gentlemen.
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Posted: Thursday June 30th, 2005 15:14 |
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Steven Seagel - "I also cook"
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Posted: Thursday June 30th, 2005 17:17 |
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MyThoughts wrote: I can't remember what the film was called but Snoop was in it. He got killed came back then killed his killer and messed with him in the afterlife anyway the line was
I killed you, you killed me we even why do u have to get all meta f*****g physical.
i think ur talkin abt URBAN MENACE,its got snoop,and big pun makes a brief appearnces b4 being shot.snoop was an ellusive ghost haunting those gangstas
anyway my best movie quote is from a movie is from a film called the great last warrior which involves a native american indian brought to britain as a slave and he goes through all that thing of being a slave and finally hes declared a free man and he meets up with other new coming slaves from america,this is hes coversation with one of those slaves:
"the whiteman is not your frien,he will only betray you"
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Posted: Thursday June 30th, 2005 17:45 |
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I amuse you? What am I? A clown?
Joe Pesci.... Goodfellas
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Posted: Thursday June 30th, 2005 18:10 |
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"King Kong aint got nuthin on me!"
Denzel Washington...Training Day
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You're my sugar honey iced tea, baby
You're just as sweet as can be
Your momma must be made of sugar
Your daddy makes honey
And that's what makes sense to me, oh!
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Posted: Thursday June 30th, 2005 18:20 |
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Turbo,
I think I like the line said from the First Spider man--uncle Ben" With great power comes great respnsibility" That is so true as there are some people who want the power, but they can use their powers so irresponsibly and mess up things like our great President Bush! He is clueless when it comes to this.
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Posted: Thursday June 30th, 2005 19:36 |
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From Boogie Nights..Jazz's second best all time issues movie. The desperate and down on their luck porn stars argue with an unscrupulous record producer . This is the heart and soul of the film methinks:
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Dirk: Look, man, all we need is the tapes, all right?
Record Producer: No, you don't get the tapes until you've paid.
Dirk: In our situation, that doesn't make any f**king sense.
Reed Rothchild: Look, we can not pay for the tapes, unless we take the tapes to the record company, and get paid.
Dirk: Hello? Exactly.
Record Producer: That's not an MP, that's a YP, your problem. Come up with the money, or forget it.
Reed Rothchild: Okay, now you're talking above my head. I don't know all of this industry jargon, YP, MP. All I know is that I can't get a record contract, we cannot get a record contract unless we take those tapes to the record company. And granted, the tapes themselves are a uh um oh, you own them, all right, but the magic that is on those tapes. That f**king heart and soul that we put onto those tapes, that is ours and you don't own that. Now I need to take that magic and get it over the record company. And they're waiting for us, we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. We look like assholes, man.
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Posted: Thursday June 30th, 2005 23:46 |
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I bought a gun because POW POW sounds a lot better
than Hey, put that back!" -- Joe Torry
This girl asked me "how come you never come to see me?" I said "b**ch cause it's BAD down there! Shoot, you stay on the corner of Assault & Battery!" -- Joe Torry
If you don't bust a nut when I bust a nut... then you fresh outta f**kin' luck! -- Bernie Mac
This guy told me 'you know, there's an ART to lovemaking.'
I said "oh yeah? Well I wish somebody would draw you a bigger dick!"
-- Ellen Cleghorne
Women are hard on other women! A lady can walk into the club looking just perfect... Another woman will check her out from head to toe, turn around and say "The b**ch toenail polish is chipped - she ain't all that!"
-- Sommore
"Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating p***y on Thanksgiving?!" -- Redd Foxx
"NO ONE is immune to the trials and tribulations of life."
-- Martin Lawrence
I don't like the f**kin' friendly skies! Talkin' about 'if it's your time to go'? sh*t, what if it's the b**ch next to me's time to go!? -- Adele Givens
My dad died f**king... He CAME and WENT at the same time!
-- Richard Pryor
He asked me what is my favorite position. I told him "Well that depends on the size of your dick, because if you got a little ass dick then my favorite position is with another mother f**ker!" -- Sommore
You used to be looking good from afar. Now you just FAR from looking GOOD! -- Martin Lawrence
They wanted me to play a maid, who won the lottery... but liked the family she worked for sooo much, that she kept working for them. Are they crazy? Shoot, If I found out I won the lottery, I would leave in the middle of this joke! -- Wanda Sykes
I promise you all my beautiful black women - I will never, EVER, EVER - sleep with a white woman... I'll f**k one.. but the b**ch ain't sleeping over! -- A.J. Johnson
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Posted: Friday July 1st, 2005 18:02 |
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MARKED FOR DEATH
"Everybody wan go heaven.
Nobody wan dead!"
-Screwface
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Posted: Monday July 4th, 2005 00:05 |
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I'm not sure if it has been written already but I can't be bothered to go through all the quotes. Anyway:
Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando): 'I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.'
Marlon Brando in On the Waterfront: 'You don't understand, I could've had class, I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody.'
Everybody in Jurrasic Park: 'Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!'
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Posted: Wednesday July 6th, 2005 11:33 |
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You are the son of a thousand fathers, each one of them b**tards like you *spits*
Tuco, the good the bad the ugly
...wanted in 14 states where he has been found guilty of the crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, posts offices and banks, theft of sacred objects, arson in state prison, kidknapping, extortion, perjury, profiting from prostitution, assaulting a justice of the law, raping a vigin of the white race, statutory rape of a woman of the black race, deserting his wife and children, bigamy, buying stolen goods, recieving stolen goods, passing of counterfit money and contrary to the laws of this state, using marked cards at the gambling table. Therefore according to the power vested in us, we sentance the accused here before us, Tuco Benedicto, Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez and any other aliases he might have to hang by the neck until dead. May god have mercy on his soul... proceed! KABOOOOOOOM!
Executioner, the good, the bad, the ugly
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Posted: Wednesday July 6th, 2005 11:40 |
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"Walk an' live, talk an' BUMBOCLART dead!"
(The nutter in Dancehall Queen)
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Posted: Wednesday July 6th, 2005 17:04 |
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'as long as i have one ass instead of two i'll wear what i like'.
Julia Roberts - Erin Brockovich
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Posted: Wednesday July 6th, 2005 18:21 |
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FROM ALIENS..GREATEST SCIENCE FICTION THRILLER OF THE LAST CENTURY
Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No, have you?
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NEWT: We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly
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HUDSON They're coming outta the walls. They're coming outta the goddamn walls, we're f**ked!
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Posted: Monday September 26th, 2005 08:17 |
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From Samson and Deliha
Guard: He has the strength of a devil!
King: No, the strength of a god!
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Posted: Friday September 30th, 2005 03:19 |
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- : Who's that ? That's Bowmont...Who's Bowmont ?? An employee I had to let go... What he do ?? He put his self in a position where he had to do 10 years in prison thats what he did;and if you know Bowmont, you know ain't no goddamn way he can do ten years ; and if you know that, you know Bowmont's gonna do anything Bowmont can to keep from doin' them 10 years, including tellin' the federal gov'ment any ,and every muthuf**kin' thing bout' my black ass... Now you think I'm gonna let a little cheese eatin' N****r like this f**k my thing up.. ?? Well you best think again.. Fore' I let that happen I'll shoot this N****r in the head and 10 N****r's look just like him... Sam Jackson and Robert De niro; 1997; Jacki Brown
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Posted: Wednesday October 5th, 2005 23:37 |
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Prince Mamuwalde has come to Castle Dracula in Europe to discuss the abolition of the African Slave Trade which is decimating his people and his empire.The Prince has dinner with the Prince of Evil,only to find out that he is for the Slave Trade.A fight breaks out after Dracula has insulted Luva,Mamuwalde's beautiful wife.Overpowered by the Vampire King's minions.Mamuwalde is bitten by the Count and placed in a coffin to suffer for all eternity.But before Dracula chains the coffin shut,he says these words.
'You shall pay...Black Prince....I will place a curse of suffering upon you that will doom you to a living Hell....A hunger.....a wild gnawing animal hunger shall engulf you...A hunger for human blood...I curse you with my name...You shall be.....Blacula..a vampire like myself....A living fiend!".
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Posted: Wednesday October 5th, 2005 23:53 |
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Superman has gone through a wall of fire....a snowstorm cold enough to freeze a polar bear....and a hail of bullets that would fell a regiment.He knocks down a steel door and enters the lair of his greatest enemy...Lex Luthor.But Luthor is unimpressed.Instead he tells Supes of his plan to H-BOMB California and make a killing in the real estate market,killing many people.
Superman:
"Is that how a warp mind like yours gets off?....Plotting the deaths of millions of innocent people?"
Luthor(Dead pan and without missing a beat): 'No..."causing"the deaths of millions of innocent people!!"
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Posted: Thursday October 6th, 2005 00:31 |
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LOVE JONES
nina: everything's always urgent with you. Don't you know you can't always have things the way you want it WHEN you want it?
darius: All i know is that this moment, right here, right now? Is all that matters to me.
I love you. That's urgent like a motherf*@!#*
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