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Posted: Thursday June 10th, 2004 17:29 |
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Dead mic in CB4 (funniest hip hop movie) He tries to make CONCIOUS rap!!
Im black y'all! and Im black y'all!
And Im blacker than black cos Im black y'all!
Im bliggidy, black, blicker than blackest black is black cos Im black y'all
And Im black y'all! Yeah Im black y'all
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Posted: Thursday June 10th, 2004 17:36 |
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Theres so many good quotes already been mentioned but i gots some...
Hater girls in Save the last dance when sarahs dancing with the guy(forgot his name) - A: What she doin...twosteppin'?
B: I don't care what she's doin, that b*tch aint got S**t on me
Pinnochio in Shrek - I'm not a puppet, i'm a realllllllllllll boy (his voice just cracks me up) favourite bits in Shrek are when the princess is singing with the bird and it blows up when it hits the high note and then she frys its eggs. Donkey and Shrek fighting like they in WWE. When the ginger bread man is being tortured with milk and the king threatens to pull off his gumdrop buttons and he's like noooo not the gum drop buttons!! I love the dancing bit at the end too.
From 'Lunatic' - 'Is what cow did tell a lie pon me Busher?!' Honestly if you haven't seen this film you need to get to know. The guy was literally talking about cows who he thought we're chatting about him! Alos like it when he's saying his name - which is Aloysius, and he keeps adding random words like Idiomatic
The Kings of Comedy do smash it they're all funny but i loved cedric (Ghetto weddings and 'i wish a n***a wooooooooooooould'!! ) and steve's in betweeny bits (especially when he's packing mc such n such on the front row and when he chats about how black people improvise and so would never have drowned on titanic)
I'll be here all night if i even started on the def comedy jams!!
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Posted: Thursday June 10th, 2004 17:48 |
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Serious about the def jams comedy
I had to mention Bernie for this one - Kick Ass, I ain't scared of u motherf**kers
 I LOVE that DVD-with the one beat all the time he says it and the leg/dance movements he does.
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Posted: Thursday June 10th, 2004 18:16 |
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Fine, i'll join in!!!
Eddie Griffin and his dream about a gay guy with a gun who jumps him in an alley and says 'Click Click Click, suck my....'
Bernie mac stirring it like coffee and when he says he'll grass anyone up if he witnessed a crime because he won't get lockdown for no-one- " i'd be on the phone to the judge, your honour i saw the whole thing..." LOVE bernie
Steve Harvey talking about how these days black people won't get on a boat until they know where its going and more importantly, what time its due back!! Then when he explains the joke after to a white lady 'its just a little slavery joke'
Jamie Foxx and the girl in the hotel room " Usually i don't do this but you make me feel so comfortable!" oh oh is this a portapedic (the bed)
The guy whos chatting about having a muslim dad and christian mom (so he's a chrismus) He's dad was a black activist and so always looking for ways the white man put black people down. "Why i gotta be cuckoo for coco-pops, they're black so they make you crazy?" And when he's dad took him to see santa and santa asks what he wants and his dad says "tell him you want your freedom!! You got any freedom in that bag fat man??!"  Classic
oooooooh theres so many
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Posted: Thursday June 10th, 2004 19:02 |
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Lines from 70s gang movie The Warriors for me...Scene is a peace conference for all New York gangs, at which Cyrus, the leader of the largest (Gramercy Riffs), teel the crowd that the city is theirs if they work together...speech ends:
CAN YOU DIG IT???!!!
(crowd acknowledges)
CAN YOU DIG IT!!!???
(crowd acknowledges again)
CAAAAAAAAANYOOOOOOOOUDIGIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!
(crowd goes wild)
It's all about the voice...only a brother could...
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Posted: Thursday June 10th, 2004 22:35 |
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@Soul Rebel
Great movie that! Warriors? Come out and PLAAAAYYAAY!!
What about this one from Im gonna get you sucka!
Things got worse after you left Jack What do you mean? He started hanging with a bad crowd, get in to all kinds of things like girls and drugs and it got worse when he..... What? what did he do? He...he started wearing gold chains Jack! OH NO NOT THE GOLD!!
Airplane
Surley this can't get any worse? Of course it can....and don't call me Shirley!
I picked the wrong day to give up smoking!
But I can fly an airliner, Its a whole different type of flying alltogether! (everyone on screen) ITS A WHOLE DIFFERENT TYPE OF FLYING!!!
Used to laugh so hard at that one!! LOL
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Posted: Friday June 11th, 2004 08:26 |
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Warriors is a wicked film!
All those crews/gangs....LOL The baseball ctew gave me joke.
But i loved the end with all those blakc guys on the beach and they surround that one guy who caused all the trouble...the way the just swarmed him and closed the circle...u just know...u just know...hahaha
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Posted: Friday June 11th, 2004 11:10 |
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Another "Kings of Comedy" moment!
When Cedric is talking about black people driving a spaceship!!!!
And only turning the music down to reverse park!!! ...........You know that's so true!!!
I know for a fact I cannot concentrate on parking until I have turned my stereo down....but once it's in that space.........my music is back up loud!!!
Even though Im going to be in the car for about 5 more seconds!!!!!
You know your just bopping you head, mentally patting yourself on the back!!!!
Or prehaps thats just me?  Lol!!!!!
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Posted: Friday June 11th, 2004 14:04 |
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Pulp Fiction This scene always cracks me up!
JULES: What country you from!
BRETT: What?
JULES: "What" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "What?"
BRETT: What?
JULES: English-Motherf***er, can you speak it?
BRETT: Yes.
JULES: Then you understand what I'm sayin'?
BRETT: Yes
JULES: Now describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
BRETT: What?
JULES: Say ""What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherf***er, say "What" one more goddamn time! Now describe to me what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
BRETT: Well he's ...he's...black --
JULES: -- go on!
BRETT: ..and he..he's tall --
JULES: Does he look like a bi**h?!
BRETT: What? [Jules shoots Brett in the shoulder]
JULES: Does-he-look-like-a-bi**h?!
BRETT: No.
JULES: Then why you trying to f**k him like a bi**h,Brett?
BRETT: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f**k him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fu**ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
[Jules shoots the guy on the couch during Brett's interrogation]
JULES: Oh, I'm sorry. Did i break you concentration?
Pulp fiction is classic, i can quote the whole film here... but i won't, well may be just one or two more ...
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Posted: Friday June 11th, 2004 19:59 |
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Also from The Warriors...the 'sista DJ' who appears periodically to give a running commentary on whether The Warriors make it back to Coney Island...
And from Spike's Do The Right Thing...Mister Senor Love Daddy's catchphrase:
"...and that's the truth, Ruth!!!"
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Posted: Saturday June 12th, 2004 00:16 |
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A couple of more I just remembered.....
The ultra-talented John Amos' character in the flick Coming to America in which he is explaining to either Eddie or Arsenio's character (I forget which one) the difference between his fast-food restaurant and McDonalds' whose look and menu he had been heavily borrowing from....
John's character: They got the Big Mac...I got the Big Mic
They have the golden arches....I got the golden arc
I went and saw Eddie Griffin's Under-Cover Brother...a spy spoof which was absolutely hysterical...anyway this black power group was watching this press conference given by Billy Dee Williams who was playing this colin powellesque type character and everyone thought he was going to announce he was running for president of the United States...anyway as they watched in anticipation...Williams' character went on to say he was opening up a chain of fried chicken restaurants...much to their disappointment....I busted a gut laughing so hard at their reactions and the expressions on their faces, LOL!
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Posted: Saturday June 12th, 2004 00:51 |
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Im gonna get you sucka!!
Kung Fu Joe confronts the police
So.... Just you fifty seven punks against KUNG FU JOE! master of Karate! Kung Fu! Jujitsu! and all types of other sh*t you ain't never heard of!!! HA HA HA HA HA You don't stand a chance!
they open fire and shoot him LOL!
The last dragon
Whats my name? SHO' NUFF! I Cant Hear Y'all!
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Posted: Sunday June 13th, 2004 00:51 |
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@All some funny quotes here. Ashanti,yep Coming to America is one of Murphy's best. Also remember Kunjufu's Clint Eastwood's donkey joke very well. Have to watch Warriors again.
But my all time classic and kills me every time. Film "Harder They Come" Scene Jimmy Cliff character comes to shoot Rupie. Walks down the alley pushes in the door of the old wreck of a shack and says
"Hey Rupie is that you, well I come to shoot your rasclat....."
ABSOULTE CLASSIC PRICELESS. Kills me every time pure yardie style. Talk about the elmenet of suprise or NOT.... Can you imagine asking somebody are they there because you've come to shoot them and then when you see how those boys are firing shots. Absolutely hysterical. Not one man can shoot straight.
Then there is another scene when Jimmy Cliff challenges somebody and says
"Hey bossman you can draw, you can shoot straight, then draw nah..." and then he drops into his cowboy badman stance legs apart. Hysterical and the thing that kills you is the man is deadly serious and got some serious bad boy "screwface" attitude on his face. .
Only in Jamaican can people give joke like that. Classic every time...
If you ain't seen the film do so cause it will kill you with joke.
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Posted: Sunday June 13th, 2004 20:24 |
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FRIDAY: "u got knocked the f**k out!"
FRIDAY: "don't go in there for 35-45 minutes"
NEXT FRIDAY: "say another word, just say another god damn word!"
HARLEM NIGHTS: "motherf**ker shot me in my pinky toe!"
BOOMERANG: "bang, bang, bang!"
SCARY MOVIE 1: "do I look gay in this shirt? How about now?"
HOUSE PARTY 1: "follow the drip, follow the drip"
CRADLE 2 THE GRAVE: "I'm a business man, make me an offer!"
CRADLE 2 THE GRAVE: "angels east, angels west, north & south just do ur best......."
SHAFT: "what u in here for, income tax evasion"
SHAFT: "u best kill me motherf**ker!"
JERRY MAGUIRE: "show me the money!"
I'M GONNA GET U SUCKA: "do u wanna take the window or the stairs?"
THIN LINE BETWEEN LOVE & HATE: "u didn't have to do that Darnell, u know how much I LOVE YOU!!!"
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Posted: Saturday June 19th, 2004 08:17 |
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Brad Pitt, Twelve Monkeys :-
There is no right or wrong just common opinion.
Robert De Niro, Heat :-
After Robert De Niro explains his lifes motto of 'not get involved in anything he can't walk away from in thirty seconds flat'; Alpacino asks would he walk out on the woman in his life if the heat is around the corner; Robert says........'That's the discipline!'
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Posted: Saturday June 19th, 2004 08:32 |
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WHEN WHITE PEOPLE GO ON BREAK THEY SIT DOWN AT THEY DESK,EAT THEY CHEESE SAMICH,FIFTEEN MINUTES THEY BACK ON THE JOB. BLACK PEOPLE,WHEN WE GO ON BREAK THATS JUST WHAT THE f**k WE DO, WE BREAK. YOU GOTTA COME LOOK FOR OUR ASS, ANYBODY SEEN JOHNNY? -
Remember the days of Big Mama.. Big Mama is gone now... Now what's a grandmama 24... great grandmama 36
original kings of comedy i laughed my ass off
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Posted: Saturday June 19th, 2004 13:54 |
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In keeping with the theme of the tread, i know this aint from a movie but it still cracks me up everytime....anything from family guy with the little baby that has a posh english accent but my all time favourite from family guy when the baby says to his mum " damn you vile woman"
here is a link for the website if dont know what im talking about http://www.ebaumsworld.com/stewie-familyguy.html
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/sjackson.html
here is a link for some Samuel L Jackson qoutes from pulp fiction
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Posted: Saturday June 19th, 2004 14:04 |
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olakunle wrote: In keeping with the theme of the tread, i know this aint from a movie but it still cracks me up everytime....anything from family guy with the little baby that has a posh english accent but my all time favourite from family guy when the baby says to his mum " damn you vile woman"
here is a link for the website if dont know what im talking about http://www.ebaumsworld.com/stewie-familyguy.html
Just listened to the link! My fave so far is ''who the heeell do u think u are'' and ''That's the best u can come up with u dull witted termic ant!'' and ''what about shutting the hell up!"
HHAHAHA! I havent seen this cartoon for time-thanks 
*thinking about it, the voice slightly reminds me of ...damn cant remember his name-the boss of the plant factory*
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Posted: Saturday June 19th, 2004 14:12 |
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| no probs, that baby kills me sometimes because i have a 9 month old and i swear sometimes he must be thinking some of those things lol
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Posted: Sunday June 20th, 2004 12:33 |
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The Exorcist:-
The 'devil' says to the recently bereaved priest Karras; 'your mother sucks c*cks in hell!"
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Posted: Sunday June 20th, 2004 13:43 |
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Con Air
Steve Buschemi's singin "He's got the whole world in his hands..." when one black geezer in the back screams "Shut the f**k up you freak, we're all gonna die!"
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Posted: Sunday June 20th, 2004 18:32 |
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Marked for death again (I tell you this film is hilarious)
Yu Raasclaart chupid!!
Apocalypse in X men (he has loads of funny quotes)
Behold what I have wrought!! (after banging up all the X men)
Evil??? I am not malevolent.... I simply am!
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Posted: Monday June 21st, 2004 18:11 |
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My favourite quote is from Nick Peretti who was played by Judd Nelson in New Jack City. You know I love this movie!!
"Drugs aint a black thing or a white thing. It's a death thing. Death don't give a sh*t about colour."
True innit.
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Posted: Monday June 21st, 2004 18:48 |
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Hmm, there are many good film quotes some quite philosphical some iconic. Some of my favourites and Classics:
" I told you not to blow the bloody doors off!!"
Michael Caine in the Italian Job.
" Your a big Man but your outta shape, for me it's a full time Job!"
Micheal Caine .Get Carter
" If you doubt it, there is no Doubt"
Robert de Niro - Ronin
" Put that coffee Down. Coffee is for closers"
Alec Balwin to Jack Lemon in Glen Gary Glen Ross
One of the most poignants is Martin Sorcees interpretation of Josephs Conarads "The Hear of Darkness" under the title "Acpolispes Now!" (spelling)
Marlon Brando asks:
" What sort of society is this that won;t allow the word "f**k" to be written on Bombers that will be bombing innocent victums because the news broadcasters consider it an obscene word to display during the 6 o'clock news? "
Then there is the iconic: Gordon Decko from the film "Wall Street"
"Greed is Good" Speech.
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Posted: Monday June 21st, 2004 19:09 |
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My favourite arrow movies are pet cemetry and the candyman.
My favourite action movie is badboys starring Will Smith & Martin Lawrence.
My favourite teen movie is clueless.
I do love a good James bond especially the one starring with Miss Berry.
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