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Posted: Wednesday June 28th, 2006 22:34 |
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- When people ask for a "burger with cheese". Wtf?? Just ask for a CHEESEBURGER!! Think Baby Boy and Menace II Society.
- That every Haitian practices voodoo and every Jamaican says "yeah mon"
- The fact that a movie could be filmed in a certain country based on events in that country and none of the actors are indigenous natives (think How Stella.....)
- Whenever you have two characters talking to each other one of them always looks out the window or has their back to the other person. I mean who communicates like that?
- That slow motion bullsh*t whenever there's about to be a shooting or something else dramatic.
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Posted: Wednesday June 28th, 2006 23:00 |
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Posted: Thursday June 29th, 2006 00:31 |
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- When two people are driving in the car talking and the car driver is looking at the other person for like 20 minutes and the car doesn't even crash. How does that work?
- it's directly after a 'supposedly' heavy sex scene and the man gets out of bed wearing his undies. What the.....was he just rubbing up against her leg or what?
- you hear this blood curdling scream that bearly sounds human coming from a part of the already weird and eerie house and somebody says "What was that" and then goes off to investigate. I am thinking to myself...just get the ***k out of there why don't you?
- long death scenes. You know the type? The guy is really mashed up, like with 50 gunshot wounds and he takes about half an hour reciting a whole heap of sh*t with the people around him saying "hang in there Joe, you gonna be alright"...
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Posted: Thursday June 29th, 2006 00:36 |
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- long death scenes. You know the type? The guy is really mashed up, like with 50 gunshot wounds and he takes about half an hour reciting a whole heap of sh*t with the people around him saying "hang in there Joe, you gonna be alright"...
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I hate that!
Hmm, some of my film peeves have already been posted...can't think of anything else at the moment.
*Ok I thought of one. When the woman (it usually is a woman) discovers that her husband/lover is the killer and she decides to tell him that she knows before telling anybody else or getting out of the house and having him arrested or whatever. I mean how dumb could you be.
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Posted: Thursday June 29th, 2006 01:02 |
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- When all the police in the world arrive just after all the mayhem and carnage has taken place
- Wack sex scenes
- The fact that NO black british actor in any American movie or drama series can play a black briton. Never mind the fact that white british actors occasionally speak with their native accents. In movie/tv land there's no such thing as a black brit.
- When you have a group of foreigners who are alone together yet always speak english with one another!!! This really cheeses me off and Scarface is a shining example of that!
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Posted: Thursday June 29th, 2006 11:55 |
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Comic movies where they spend an hour telling me the heros origin. I don't care. I already know! Just show me a good scuff damnit.
Like Hulk. All that psychobabble and pseudo science... all I want is banner to get mad and say "Hulk smash hulk bash" and THATS IT! Thats what I paid for.
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Posted: Thursday June 29th, 2006 12:09 |
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LOL....You guys giving me pure joke. I like this thread.
@ BB
That film scenario frustrates the hell out of me cause more times than not, after they have announced to the killer that 'I know you are the killer and I am going to turn you in'....what does the killer do?.....dah! Just as bad are the ones where they try to blackmail the killer. Yeah, like his only option is to pay up.
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Posted: Thursday June 29th, 2006 12:42 |
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| What pisses me off is when the film is supposed to be historically accurate or based on a book and they f**k it up.
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Posted: Thursday June 29th, 2006 13:29 |
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Long winded escapes i.e.
When the woman, (and it always is a woman), is escaping an intruder she always take the loooong route out of the house - that is she'd run along a landing, run down a flight of stairs, runs to the kitchen, runs back to the living room, then along the hallway, to a, (surprise surprise), locked front door. Did'nt she see the OPEN French windows in the living room or the back door in the kitchen or the extra rooms she could of hid in along the landing?
Jeez!
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Posted: Thursday June 29th, 2006 13:45 |
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Corny action scenes and subliminal advertising..
Perfect example Blade 3:
They are preparing to go battle the vampires, the woman was getting ready strapping all the weapon gadgets on.. and when she was done, she slipped in an Ipod WTF, how can u fight with a bloody ipod plugged into your ears.
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Posted: Thursday June 29th, 2006 14:30 |
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bad sex scenes....jeez atleast TRY and look like your bumping bitas and not about to crack up laughin
fake accents...why not just get peeps from the prospective country to play the role.
and like BT said subliminal ads....man I wanna watch a movie not buy shades or a car or a particular mobile fone
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Posted: Thursday June 29th, 2006 21:14 |
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Far fetched fight scenes where the 'hero' and the adversary are fighting for what seems like hours hitting each other with iron bars, knees to the face, a whole heep of kicks to the head and 1000 thundering punches full in the face. All carried to the point that the hero (it's usually the hero) is practically dead, sagging like a sack of potatoes....only for him (or her cause it happens with the she-heroes too) to arise like the pheonix and batter the helpless villain into pie mash.
You ever heard of anyone getting beat like that (metal bars in all) to come back big and stong, with no broken bones, to over come their adversary? ......kiss teet...........
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Posted: Thursday June 29th, 2006 21:17 |
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| Backatya: you mean like X men 3..where near the finale...5 or 6 X men took on an beat down over 300 super charged mutants of equal power... Because I have to say that was just totally unbelievable..
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Posted: Thursday June 29th, 2006 21:26 |
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| The price of snacks in the movies. I hardly buy any. It's unhealthy anyway.
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Posted: Thursday June 29th, 2006 21:28 |
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Kunjufu wrote: Backatya: you mean like X men 3..where near the finale...5 or 6 X men took on an beat down over 300 super charged mutants of equal power... Because I have to say that was just totally unbelievable..
Yeah that sort of thing. At least when they did it in them old kung fu movies back in the day, it was kinda tongue in cheek and you had a good laugh at the way the licks were dished out with such style. But these days its done real serious as if we are supposed to believe it.
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Posted: Thursday June 29th, 2006 21:34 |
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Another thing that irritates me is how you'd have some poor eediat running from a monster then when they get in the car and turn the ignition it suddenly don't work! Never mind the fact that it was in good condition for the whole time leading up to that point!
Or when they're running from the duppy and they'll have a 10 mile lead on the monster but the person always have to trip up and fall over or get their foot stuck in the mud or something! Honestly!
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Posted: Thursday June 29th, 2006 21:49 |
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Prince Hakeem wrote: Another thing that irritates me is how you'd have some poor eediat running from a monster then when they get in the car and turn the ignition it suddenly don't work! Never mind the fact that it was in good condition for the whole time leading up to that point!
Or when they're running from the duppy and they'll have a 10 mile lead on the monster but the person always have to trip up and fall over or get their foot stuck in the mud or something! Honestly!
You missed out the fact they get up really slowly, as if they've suddenly forgotten they were running from something. KMT!
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Posted: Thursday June 29th, 2006 21:58 |
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athaba wrote: Long winded escapes i.e.
When the woman, (and it always is a woman), is escaping an intruder she always take the loooong route out of the house - that is she'd run along a landing, run down a flight of stairs, runs to the kitchen, runs back to the living room, then along the hallway, to a, (surprise surprise), locked front door. Did'nt she see the OPEN French windows in the living room or the back door in the kitchen or the extra rooms she could of hid in along the landing?
Jeez!
yeah, and when they suspect there's someone in the house or they know for sure there is and they run upstairs!
wtf you running upstairs for??? is there an exit upstairs?
dyam eedyat dem!
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Posted: Thursday June 29th, 2006 22:02 |
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What gets me is those movies when the victim dun beat down the bad guy..but do they chop fi him head, lick two shot inna him claart?..Oh hell no..they usually drop the gun or knife and go running screaming like an ol' eeediot!!!
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Posted: Thursday June 29th, 2006 22:13 |
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* Africans in movies that follow the white people to the creepy sound
* A whole tribe of Africans with SPEARS running from the mighty screaming white man with a knife
* The African man in the war movie who you know is going to be the first to die with white people See Navy SEaLs
* Scary movies with Africans in them that don't end in the first 5 minutes. Seriously, how many of us would put ourselves in danger after surviving our neighborhoods?
* Africans in the theatre screaming at the screen as if the actors can hear them
* African women always being denoted as loud and obnoxious
* Jamaican men always have dreadlocks
* There are no Africans in the UK or NYC
* The lack of plots for us to do anything in the science fiction realm without a butt, horn, or cucumber being stuck on our heads as aliens or depicted like Jar Jar.....
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Posted: Thursday June 29th, 2006 22:16 |
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| thank you Safety for reminding me....if I had an award to give out, it would called the HOT POKER AWARD for all those idiots African's in the movie who lay down their life for massa like some noble African PUKE!!!!....sorry but this AWARD is for you...
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Posted: Friday June 30th, 2006 01:15 |
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Super strong bad men who have taken on and killed many people during the course of the movie, only to get beat by a woman he had taken hostage at the tail end (usually with a kick to the nuts).
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Posted: Friday June 30th, 2006 08:27 |
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BlackBeauty wrote: Prince Hakeem wrote: Another thing that irritates me is how you'd have some poor eediat running from a monster then when they get in the car and turn the ignition it suddenly don't work! Never mind the fact that it was in good condition for the whole time leading up to that point!
Or when they're running from the duppy and they'll have a 10 mile lead on the monster but the person always have to trip up and fall over or get their foot stuck in the mud or something! Honestly!
You missed out the fact they get up really slowly, as if they've suddenly forgotten they were running from something. KMT!
Continuing along this theme how about when they have shot or stabbed the monster/baddie, they drop the weapon (next to the monster/baddie) and sit down, (back toward the monster/baddie) to sob with relief. And we are all in the cinema shooting....."He's not dead you dyam idiaat, he's not dead". Respect
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Posted: Friday June 30th, 2006 15:41 |
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Whithin the first half hour of a film and youve worked out whodunnit. 
When everyone except you "gets it " 
Rubbish endings 
Needless sex scenes 
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Posted: Friday June 30th, 2006 15:50 |
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Following on from needless sex scenes (which imo is all sex scenes), I get annoyed with romantic sub plots. Why must every hero have a sweetheart with whom he spends screen violin time talking and kissing or worrying about? It vexes me so much. I want to watch an action movie with action. I think script writers imagine it gives a character depth. It doesn't. Just takes up time and annoys me.
Also I wonder what happened to movie score composers? The big movies of the past all had title music that you could recognise. Think Jaws, Star wars, Superman, Shaft, Godfather, good bad ugly etc etc All classic scores which are memorable. The last ones I can recall were robocop and terminator and those were early 90s. Now it's all techno/trance fusion and some mishmash crap or boring imitations of those old classics whcih you can't remember once you leave the theatre. Another thing that bugs me is when they try to change and redo the ones when they're remaking a movie. Like why spoil the 007 theme or the mission impossible one when those are damn near perfect?
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