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 Posted: Tuesday August 23rd, 2005 20:18

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Dont know where to start really,anyone else seen it? its out on DVD now.

It did actually leave me speechless after I finished viewing it.



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 Posted: Tuesday August 23rd, 2005 20:20

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I loved it

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and I'm not sorry either.  It was pure joke!



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 Posted: Tuesday August 23rd, 2005 20:22

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Jett Black: sorry but that flim was FUNNY as hell......a complete pisstake!!



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 Posted: Tuesday August 23rd, 2005 20:33

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Speechless because I couldnt believe some of the things id just witnessed,yeah it was funny as hell but I was rendered speechless as my brain tried to absorb the shock!:shock:

I never in my life thought I would ever see a full on graphic,choreographed within an inch of its life,puppet sex-sequence,that was some next level ish-props to Trey and Matt.

And then there are so many other one liners that had me creased up....and also it made me wonder how the real celebs portrayed in the flick reacted after seeing or hearing about this film.

Oh by the way Kim Jon Il is a star!!! I smell sequel!



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 Posted: Tuesday August 23rd, 2005 20:45

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Do you guys remember the speech at the end when the main character was trying to justify team americas hardline stance towards Kim Jon Ill compared to the liberal film actors guild (F.A.G.)???

That speech is one of the best I ever heard!

Close your eyes kiddies...

 

We're dicks!! thats right.  We are reckless arrogant stupid dicks,  and the film actors guild are pussies,  And Kim jon ill, is an asshole.

Pussies dont like dicks.  Because pussies get f**ked by dicks.  But dicks also f**k assholes.  Asholes who just wanna sh*t on everything. 

Pussies may think they can deal with asses their way, but the only thing that can f**k an ass is a dick, with some balls.

The problem with dicks is that sometimes they f**k too much, or f**k when it isnt appropriate, and it takes a p***y to show him that.... But sometimes pussies get so full of sh*t that they become asses themselves, Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from being asses.

I may not know much in this crazy... crazy world but what I do know, is that if you dont let us dicks f**k this asshole, we are gonna end up with all our dicks and our pussies, all covered in sh*t.



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 Posted: Tuesday August 23rd, 2005 20:49

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DrunkMonkey wrote: Do you guys remember the speech at the end when the main character was trying to justify team americas hardline stance towards Kim Jon Ill compared to the liberal film actors guild (F.A.G.)???

That speech is one of the best I ever heard!

Close your eyes kiddies... 




 

We're dicks!! thats right.  We are reckless arrogant stupid dicks,  and the film actors guild are pussies,  And Kim jon ill, is an asshole.

Pussies dont like dicks.  Because pussies get f**ked by dicks.  But dicks also f**k assholes.  Asholes who just wanna sh*t on everything. 

Pussies may think they can deal with asses their way, but the only thing that can f**k an ass is a dick, with some balls.

The problem with dicks is that sometimes they f**k too much, or f**k when it isnt appropriate, and it takes a p***y to show him that.... But sometimes pussies get so full of sh*t that they become asses themselves, Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from being asses.

I may not know much in this crazy... crazy world but what I do know, is that if you dont let us dicks f**k this asshole, we are gonna end up with all our dicks and our pussies, all covered in sh*t.


That is a classic bit of text which will go down in the annals of history along-side,Shakespeare,DuBois,Angelou,Blake et al.

Genius!



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 Posted: Tuesday August 23rd, 2005 20:57

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Whats funny about that speech is when he pauses meaningfully and says "I may not know much in this crazy... crazy world"  LMAO that line was too much for me.

Did you like the songs JB?

They were so ignorant and DUMB!!  

America... f**k yeah!
Pearl harbour sucked and I miss you
I have AIDS


The blatant racism in the film was too much as well.  The Arabs who were watching... :shock:  I know it was a pisstake of America itself and their recklessness (blowing up the sphinx and the lourve and the eifel tower) but still... the Arabs must have been upset too.

Best bit was the dudes death scene at the beginning when his eyes when 'cold' and he was coughing during his last words. 



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 Posted: Tuesday August 23rd, 2005 21:09

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DrunkMonkey wrote: Whats funny about that speech is when he pauses meaningfully and says "I may not know much in this crazy... crazy world"  LMAO that line was too much for me.

Did you like the songs JB?

They were so ignorant and DUMB!!  

America... f**k yeah!
Pearl harbour sucked and I miss you
I have AIDS


The blatant racism in the film was too much as well.  The Arabs who were watching... :shock:  I know it was a pisstake of America itself and their recklessness (blowing up the sphinx and the lourve and the eifel tower) but still... the Arabs must have been upset too.

Best bit was the dudes death scene at the beginning when his eyes when 'cold' and he was coughing during his last words. 


I havnt been able to stop singing"America f**k yeah"!

Also "Lease" the musical had me cryin.

I loved how it showed Americas destruction of everything it came into contact with,kinda like using a sledgehammer to kill an ant.

Spottiwood(think thats his name)the leader of TA,he too is a star,he kinda looked a bit like Larry Hagman dontcha think???

"Now suck my cock"

Tears,DM,tears!!



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