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Are there any rubbish films you still like regardless?
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 Posted: Monday September 11th, 2006 13:56

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The Producers.... a bad film about making a bad film to make money. Classic in every way.

Metor Man was well cool. When I first saw it I was just happy to see a black superhero. Was proper young then so no Spawn or Blade.



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 Posted: Monday September 11th, 2006 14:48

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D'oh.
 

Last edited on Monday September 11th, 2006 14:51 by YankeeJamaRican



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 Posted: Monday September 11th, 2006 14:49

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The 80's rocked out some proper rubbish.

My faves:  Revenge of the Nerds...  (man, i love that movie)

                Total Recall

                Return of the Living Dead (the spoof)

                Evil Dead 1 & 2

               Army of Darkness

 



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 Posted: Monday September 11th, 2006 15:31

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True... I think most of the old school horrors can count now with their crappy effects.

Ninja Turtles was serious, no jokes there. :shock:



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 Posted: Monday September 11th, 2006 23:23

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I saw Crank yesterday. It's a load crap, offensive as hell and totally brainless. I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it though.



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 Posted: Monday September 18th, 2006 17:57

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Street Fighter II.  I'm talking about the one with Jean-Claude Van Damme.




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 Posted: Monday September 18th, 2006 18:43

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Urgh... what about Mortal combat, can't belive i've got that. Its an offence to my film collection.

City of Man the sequel to City of God is another, it un does each and every bit of good acting in the first film, character assasinating each one changing their roles and stuff.

Don't like either of them so I guess they don't count, they're just cringe worthy full stop.

 



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 Posted: Tuesday September 19th, 2006 22:14

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Soul Plane - more cliche than any other "black" movie I know but worth the money even for Snoop Dogg's appearance as the pilot. Its better than matrix 3 (says he who is not bitterly disappointed having spent a hard earned 2.99 on the dvd- considerably less than spent on soul plane)



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 Posted: Thursday November 16th, 2006 01:21

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Incredibly silly but fun nonetheless:




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 Posted: Thursday December 28th, 2006 00:14

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Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys

One of the most silly and absolutely ludicrous films you'll ever see!

 



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 Posted: Sunday January 14th, 2007 18:57

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Undercover Brother.....love that  stoopid film, especially the part where James Brown makes the racist henchman dance.

Muppet Treasure Island.."oh my gawd, they've got the boom boom sticks" (Guns)

Sean of the Dead.....quality British rubbish.

Johnny English......its on now on ITV 2. Awful. hilarious.

Mo Better Blues...pretty dire in places, pretty amazing in places

 

 

 

 



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 Posted: Saturday March 17th, 2007 22:46

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I forgot about Howard The Duck....the film is so terrible its entertaining LMAO...



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 Posted: Monday May 28th, 2007 20:50

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I liked Krull.




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 Posted: Tuesday May 29th, 2007 16:16

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Gothika was actually a good film.



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 Posted: Tuesday May 29th, 2007 18:42

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Kunjufu, you beat me to it!!!.... LOL:D

 

Kunjufu wrote:
Prince: You see I really like Rambo 2, that for me is a classic...Stallone film, Bullsh*t storyline, racist as hell and THE worst acting ever...but it is simply THE funniest film ever..

First Stallone doesn't utter more than a sentence throughout the film until the very end when he gets to speak a paragraph of script..(a short Paragraph at that).. You see his brain working up to it, you see him fix his face with plastic emotion and then he replies to the Question; Rambo what do you want?

Stallone:....I want!!!!

(long pause)

Stallone:....I want what all of us want, what we all want..

(Another pause)

Stallone:....That is for American to love us as we love it.....

Another pause..

At this bit at the end of the film my boy turns and walks John Wayne style into the Sunset...

But who can forget that touching love scene between Rambo, and the Vietnamese beauty.. whilst on the boat sailing towards their next bloodfest.. She declares (in a squeeky vietnamese voice) 'will yu take me to Amerryca?

rambo glares back at her..they touch..briefly..

Next thing as my girl gets off the boat the BAD man puts a bullet in her...Nooooo, Rambo runs to her side..She lies there limp with a bit of designer blood trickling ever so neatly from the corner of her mouth..

She look up at Rambo and barely utters his name..'RAMBOT' and with that she kack it..Oh dear not a bright move on Mr bad mans behalf..

(que Rambo to get rough and ready), who tell him to do that eh?  One Bad man despatched in a gruesome moment later...Classic...

If you've not seen this film its best served with friends picking out all the worst bit and laghing at the unintentional humour..hilarious..



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 Posted: Friday June 1st, 2007 15:33

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I don't think it's rubbish, but I like 'Dragnet'........including the rap by Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd.




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