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Posted: Tuesday January 1st, 2002 04:48 |
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Q: The Movie
The film is not to everyone's taste but I love, love it. I watched it 6 times in a row one time. The movie is full of jokes, it always has me in stitches.
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Posted: Sunday August 21st, 2005 20:58 |
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The Specialist - Biggest steaming pile of sh*t! Stallone is one of the worst actors ever, Sharon Stone is as wooden as a piece of furniture, and the rest of characters who are supposed to be Cuban look no more Latin than Whoopi Goldberg!! But I still enjoy this film!! Especially Rod Steiger with his horrible Cuban accent pronouncing "you" as "choo".
Dolemite - The fight scenes are among the worse in history. How anyone can take seriously a film when the characters knock someone out and their hand or foot misses the person by 5 miles!!
Third World Cop - Terrible acting and equally as bad one liners. "Not Nice, pay the price"
Cradle 2 the Grave - See above.
Dirty Pretty Things - Don't ask me why I like this sh*t.
Rudeboy the Jamaican Don - This film is equally entertaining as it is horrendous. So bad I guarantee you howl with laughter throughout the whole thing.
There's more!!
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Posted: Sunday August 21st, 2005 21:13 |
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Prince: You see I really like Rambo 2, that for me is a classic...Stallone film, Bullsh*t storyline, racist as hell and THE worst acting ever...but it is simply THE funniest film ever..
First Stallone doesn't utter more than a sentence throughout the film until the very end when he gets to speak a paragraph of script..(a short Paragraph at that).. You see his brain working up to it, you see him fix his face with plastic emotion and then he replies to the Question; Rambo what do you want?
Stallone:....I want!!!!
(long pause)
Stallone:....I want what all of us want, what we all want..
(Another pause)
Stallone:....That is for American to love us as we love it.....
Another pause..
At this bit at the end of the film my boy turns and walks John Wayne style into the Sunset...
But who can forget that touching love scene between Rambo, and the Vietnamese beauty.. whilst on the boat sailing towards their next bloodfest.. She declares (in a squeeky vietnamese voice) 'will yu take me to Amerryca?
rambo glares back at her..they touch..briefly..
Next thing as my girl gets off the boat the BAD man puts a bullet in her...Nooooo, Rambo runs to her side..She lies there limp with a bit of designer blood trickling ever so neatly from the corner of her mouth..
She look up at Rambo and barely utters his name..'RAMBOT' and with that she kack it..Oh dear not a bright move on Mr bad mans behalf..
(que Rambo to get rough and ready), who tell him to do that eh? One Bad man despatched in a gruesome moment later...Classic...
If you've not seen this film its best served with friends picking out all the worst bit and laghing at the unintentional humour..hilarious..
Last edited on Sunday August 21st, 2005 21:56 by Kunjufu
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Posted: Sunday August 21st, 2005 21:18 |
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Kunjufu
I can top that for all the same reasons with Arnie's COMMANDO
WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THE CHOPPER!! NOOOOOOOOOOW!
Put him in de kuuler!
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Posted: Sunday August 21st, 2005 21:24 |
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| Scary Movie and Scary Movie 2 - - Scary Movie 3...was.....the sh***est film I've ever watched. But the other two were so funny!! Especially the caretaker in no.2 with the dodgy hand lolol, and the possessed cat. Everyone always tells me "They're crap" re te te, but I think think they're funny! lol
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Posted: Sunday August 21st, 2005 21:29 |
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| Ladi Swifty...now you reminded me Scarey Movie 3 was a pile of dog poo..but the scene with Queen Latifah..when she is beatingthe hell out of the ring character in the TV..was bloody funny... especially when she tears out her hair...
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Posted: Sunday August 21st, 2005 21:33 |
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Kunjufu wrote: Ladi Swifty...now you reminded me Scarey Movie 3 was a pile of dog poo..but the scene with Queen Latifah..when she is beatingthe hell out of the ring character in the TV..was bloody funny... especially when she tears out her hair...
lol oh yea! I admit, that part made me laugh, and the part where regina's character was calling that woman a ugly skinny b**ch and tryina fight her lolol, that swamp lookin woman (I think she came out of the TV aswell I don't remember) lol
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Posted: Sunday August 21st, 2005 21:51 |
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LMAO!!! Kunjufu
That Rambo piss take...classic. RAMBOT!!!!
For me it has to be Star Wars EP3. Anakin was a whiny little harlot that belonged to a boy band. They could've replaced him with a plank of wood with a ">:-(" face on it. The film was good because I like Sci Fi films though.
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Posted: Sunday August 21st, 2005 22:03 |
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@Kunjufu
LOL like the scene where all the Vietnamese are firing at him from the bridge yet they're all running in front of each other's guns!! LOL!!
But I bet I can also top that film with Universal Soldier....Jean Claude Van Damm is just as atrocious as Stallone!! Like the part when he nyams 30 plates of food then when the cook and the other people in the diner decide to fight him for not paying he whups all their asses with food still in his mouth then when he finishes fighting them he goes "I just wanted to eat!" LMAO!!!
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Posted: Sunday August 21st, 2005 22:41 |
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How could I forget:
I don't even know where to start....
Cheesy dialogue, terrible music, bad acting, poor camera angles....Classic rubbish flick!!!
Bad boy Shonuff with the worse jheri curl hairstyle and Star Trek outfit......
Don't even get me started on the dialogue:
"Who's the baddest??"
"Shonuff!!!"
"I know somebody that can beat you!"
"Leeeeeeeeeeeerooooooooyy!!!"
"I need a bodyguard, you know, someone to guard my body..." ok....
Those chinese men singing some awful song that went something like "you stick(?) it to me, I stick it to you...."
My man Leroy starting to glow like those old Ready Brek adverts before kicking Shonuff's ass!!
I could go on and on....
Back in the day this was THE film to see! So horrible it was good!!!
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Posted: Sunday August 21st, 2005 22:55 |
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mmm
y'all cant leave out all vandamme movies
...ie
u killed my master im coming for revenge part I
u killed my master im coming for revenge part II
u killed my master im coming for revenge part III
u killed my master im coming for revenge part IIII
and
u killed my father im coming for revenge part I
u killed my father im coming for revenge part II
u killed my father im coming for revenge part III
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Posted: Sunday August 21st, 2005 23:06 |
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Van Damme is joke because of the same cheesy spinning roundhouse kick in all of his movies. If it's such a powerful weapon, why not just use it from the get go?
Oh and I love the way he shows that kick from about 6 different angles and speeds LOL
Jumped up ballet dancer chuuuups!
Prince Hakeem you cant diss the last dragon!! That film is too much joke!
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Posted: Sunday August 21st, 2005 23:37 |
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DrunkMonkey wrote: Van Damme is joke because of the same cheesy spinning roundhouse kick in all of his movies. If it's such a powerful weapon, why not just use it from the get go?
Oh and I love the way he shows that kick from about 6 different angles and speeds LOL
Jumped up ballet dancer chuuuups!
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exactly
mmm lol
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Posted: Monday August 22nd, 2005 00:38 |
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@PH
 I remember when my friend told me to go watch the Last Dragon but she couldn't remember the name so she described it to me and told me the lead actor is very good looking and I must watch it. So I went into my video store and described it to the guy at the counter and he gave me a video and said this is it. When i got home I watched the movie he gave me called the Karate Kid  and thought my friend had lost her mind thinking the lead actor was good looking and how the heck could she call him black LOL. took me awhile to realise I was given the wrong movie.
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Posted: Monday August 22nd, 2005 01:23 |
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| Oh yea, I liked kickboxer. I remember when I was around...7 or 8 i watched it an Tom Po used scare me lol. I liked the sequel but I preferred the original. Last edited on Monday August 22nd, 2005 01:24 by Ladi_Swifty
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Posted: Monday August 22nd, 2005 10:21 |
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why was danny glovers 'predator 2' panned by critics and audiences?
it had as much action as part 1, and was a good action flick. it wouldnt win any awards, but it is a good' saturday night special' to watch.
scary movie 3 was so sh it, that blockbuster stores were giving away free toilet rolls when you hired the film. and a tin of air freshner. after i watche dthe film, my brother came into the room...i ushered him back, and said ' i'd give it 10 minutes if i were you'.
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Posted: Thursday September 29th, 2005 23:40 |
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Can't forget:
Even the story in itself is ludicrous as hell!!! LMAO at a demon called "He Who Walks Behind The Rows" wtf?? Damn entertaining though with my boy 'Isaac'!! LOL!!
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Posted: Saturday October 22nd, 2005 21:12 |
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Posted: Sunday October 23rd, 2005 13:18 |
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Mafdet wrote: @PH
I remember when my friend told me to go watch the Last Dragon but she couldn't remember the name so she described it to me and told me the lead actor is very good looking and I must watch it. So I went into my video store and described it to the guy at the counter and he gave me a video and said this is it. When i got home I watched the movie he gave me called the Karate Kid and thought my friend had lost her mind thinking the lead actor was good looking and how the heck could she call him black LOL. took me awhile to realise I was given the wrong movie.
LMBAO
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Posted: Monday October 24th, 2005 09:34 |
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Juice!
love tupac but.... the acting was sh*t... only thing that saved it was da story line... i nearly cried when bishop shot raheem!
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Posted: Monday May 1st, 2006 05:05 |
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Prince Hakeem wrote: How could I forget:
I don't even know where to start....
ABSOLUTE CLASS!
LOVE THIS FILM WITH A PASSION, Cheesy as hell, but well funny.
As for the soundtrak, what can I say, I've got the soundtrack.
I put this film in the same category as No Retreat, No surrender and American Ninja.
Whatever happened to Taimak? I haven't seen him in any other films and thought he was going to do really well
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Posted: Tuesday May 16th, 2006 15:49 |
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here are a couple which aI actually have on dvd
How to be a player
how high
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Posted: Tuesday May 16th, 2006 17:31 |
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| Big Trouble in Little China
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Posted: Tuesday May 16th, 2006 18:02 |
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DrunkMonkey wrote: Big Trouble in Little China
i agree....
lol
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Posted: Friday May 19th, 2006 10:40 |
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What about:
LOL......it was fun to watch though.
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