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What scenes make you laugh at things you shouldn't.....
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 Posted: Tuesday July 26th, 2005 01:42

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1) Scarface - When Tony is constantly keeping his eye on Gina in the club and the camera kept zooming in on his face with that weird ass siren music going off in the background! Also when Frank kept begging for his life like a sucker then when he tried to kiss Tony's feet Tony screams "get the f**k off my foot" then Frank starts wailing like a little kid shouting "nooooooooo!" LMAO!!!!

2) Kids - Just about the entire movie. I probably shouldn't have laughed at some of the stuff that went on in the film but because all those idiots remind me of my old school mates when I use to live in NY back in the day - particularly the nonsense they were coming out with at that boy's house (you know the part where Casper spoke about 'Vitamin C'....I'll say no more!!).

3)Exorcist - when the girl's possesed character was cussing out the priest with all kinds of nastiness!!

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 Posted: Tuesday July 26th, 2005 09:55

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American History X- The scene when the racist man got frenchconnectionuk by members of his own pier, in prison shower..... me and my bro couldn't stop crying.. just the way the security men left the shower straight after the big racist man coming in the door and everybody else bounced out of their quick.. and only my man there....

And the scene afterwards in the dinner all, when he couldn't sit down properly... oh man that was a killer.... that thoroughly served in justice for what he did to the black man in prison.



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 Posted: Tuesday July 26th, 2005 10:26

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Where the Alien bursts outta the mans chest in Alien.

 



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 Posted: Tuesday July 26th, 2005 13:38

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LOL I thought I was the only person on the planet who found that part in American Hist X funny!! Especially when he goes "that was reeeeeeeeeeal sweet" LOL!!!

The film Lockdown when Dre walks into his cell and meets his new cellmate Graffiti. You think graffiti just a normal guy then when he and his crony susses that Dre is weak he switches on him and turns him into his b**ch!!

Then later on when Graffiti wants more 'favours' he starts following Dre around the cell and Dre is like "I ain't with this sh*t. god don't f***ing like this!" Then Graffiti's like "nah he's cool"! Then after slapping him around a few times he starts wining up on Dre saying "you wanna do a lil dance" then makes Dre go down on him!! The whole film is just foul but I almost died laughing.

 



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 Posted: Friday July 29th, 2005 17:25

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Dont be a Manice.. I can just not stop laughing when Im watching that movie.



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 Posted: Sunday July 31st, 2005 16:25

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White Chicks.. when the white chicks are singing the "N" word in the car. That cracked me up

 



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 Posted: Friday August 5th, 2005 16:16

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Prince Hakeem wrote:

2) Kids - Just about the entire movie. I probably shouldn't have laughed at some of the stuff that went on in the film but because all those idiots remind me of my old school mates when I use to live in NY back in the day - particularly the nonsense they were coming out with at that boy's house (you know the part where Casper spoke about 'Vitamin C'....I'll say no more!!).

LOL kids is pretty funny but it's soo true, the funniest has to be when Casper rapes the girl with HIV/AIDS when she's drunk, surved him right for rape in the first plave. American History X is just sh*t....what NeoNazi would kill all his beliefs and brootherhood just cos he was raped....and all in 30minutes *kisses teeth*.


 

Meet Joe Black is my personal fave, no not the filth accent Pitt does but when he gets ran over at the start of the movie....I swear I watch that over and over again & i'm convinced it's the single most funniest thing Pitt has ever done.



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 Posted: Friday August 5th, 2005 16:29

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The Butterfly effect - when Ashton Kutcher wakes up and finds he has no arms the look on his face when he tried to move in he bed was so funny and I know it was not meant to be funny it was meant to be shocking.



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 Posted: Saturday August 6th, 2005 01:48

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Hannibal - Near the end when he's feeding that guy his own brain. Part of me found it funny and the other part of me was laughing at my brothers' squirming.

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 Posted: Monday August 15th, 2005 23:01

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LOL what about Belly when Nas's character was talking all that claptrap about 'moving to Africa' and didn't even mention what part of Africa he wanted to reside in.

Then later on in the film he manages to DRIVE his car home despite getting shot in the leg then when he gets in the house he doesn't even show any emotion but says "f**K it, we still moving to Africa"

That part cracks me up all the time.



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 Posted: Tuesday August 16th, 2005 00:12

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i've just finnished wacthing CRASH. the most supprising thing to me is that the directer realises that  preconseptions cut across all ethnic groups and all walks of life. hispanics can hate chinese and jews can hate blacks etccc... bla bla bla ! i usually divide race movies into the catogories of those that try to preach to white people and those that simply try to tell an  interesting story, this one falls between the two.



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 Posted: Sunday August 21st, 2005 19:29

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In Too Deep - When Shyheim's character was eating those fries in the cafe as if he hadn't eaten in over a month!

Paid In Full - When Rico punched up that man that was running his mouth then made him strip down to his boxers in public. Also the way the guy was running down the street was pure jokes.

Ray - The dodgy MTV style camera work when he was getting rehabilitated.



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 Posted: Sunday August 21st, 2005 20:08

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The Ring 2, when that girl's climbing out the well lolol, the way her legs come over her head an ish, it looks funny.



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 Posted: Tuesday August 23rd, 2005 21:56

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What's Love got to do with it

When Ike Turner mushed the cake in Tina's face in the restaurant just because she didn't want to eat a piece! Then when tina's friend tried to defend her Ike turned on her!!

When Tina fought back Ike in the limo and caught him by surprise! Then when they checked in at the hotel their faces were all battered and bruised with the receptionists staring at them in disbelief.



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What's Love got to do with it

When Ike Turner mushed the cake in Tina's face in the restaurant just because she didn't want to eat a piece! Then when tina's friend tried to defend her Ike turned on her!!

When Tina fought back Ike in the limo and caught him by surprise! Then when they checked in at the hotel their faces were all battered and bruised with the receptionists staring at them in disbelief.



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 Posted: Monday September 26th, 2005 21:48

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Pookie's famous facial expression in New Jack City when he was hitting the pipe!



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 Posted: Tuesday September 27th, 2005 00:39

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In Master of Disguise w/Dana Carvey, his drama-filled way (complete with "talking" hand gesture) of telling the guy to shut up:

--[making talking gesture with his hand] This is what you're doing...

--[closes hand] This is what I want you to do.

--Did you just tell me to shut up.

--Yes.

The best part of it is that it has given me another way of getting on my sister's last nerve.  lol



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That scene in Saving Private Ryan where that German is knifing that Jewish bloke Mellish to death while saying "Shh! Don't fight it. Shh!...You'll see, it's better this way, Shh, Shh! " in German of course.

 

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 Posted: Tuesday September 27th, 2005 10:50

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Blackthought wrote: American History X- The scene when the racist man got frenchconnectionuk by members of his own pier, in prison shower..... me and my bro couldn't stop crying.. just the way the security men left the shower straight after the big racist man coming in the door and everybody else bounced out of their quick.. and only my man there....

And the scene afterwards in the dinner all, when he couldn't sit down properly... oh man that was a killer.... that thoroughly served in justice for what he did to the black man in prison.


You know whats my favorite part in the same movie, When the racist brother caught the black dudes stealing his car and he mad the dude with the dreads lay down and open his mouth and the curb and stomped the back of his head.  You can even here the crunch, now that was crazy



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 Posted: Tuesday September 27th, 2005 10:54

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Prince Hakeem wrote: Pookie's famous facial expression in New Jack City when he was hitting the pipe

now that was funny as hell, he was looking all bony and sweating.  He sure looked ugly.



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 Posted: Tuesday September 27th, 2005 11:05

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My favorites are

The color purple when suge came to the crib and said "you sure is ugly" to celie

Traces of death when this man tried to out run a lion, that sh*t was funny as hell and on the same tape, when this lady tried to walk infront of a train and got tossed in the air, that was hilarious.



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 Posted: Sunday October 9th, 2005 19:38

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When Bill in G.O.N.Y scared off the Chinese performers on the stage and said something along the lines of "enough of this heathen music!!"

Also when he sat on top of Leo Dicaprio and headbutted him like a lunatic.



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The scene in Nutty Proffessor Part 2... when they made the big fat mice horny... and he saw the bald guy crawling with some clothe on his back, and the man said "oh please... oh please... I am the type of guyyyyy...." sounding the like he singing the opera.

*You figure out what the mice did to the man*;)



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 Posted: Monday October 10th, 2005 19:24

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the hair gel scene in something about mary.



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 Posted: Monday October 10th, 2005 22:35

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For some reason the movie Radio is hilarious to me and my friends:)



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 Posted: Tuesday October 11th, 2005 00:12

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Chucky 1

When he's walking towards the mother and her son with the knife near the end of the film.

His walk is hilarious - bighairlol

Anyone who's seen Chucky's menacing walk knows what I'm talking about!!

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 Posted: Tuesday October 11th, 2005 10:02

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the infamous Menace 2 Society stomp out scene... dude looking like he dancing on the floor



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