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 Posted: Thursday August 19th, 2004 15:13

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Fredblack wrote: @Ashanti. What Kunjufu means is we will be much more closer than we are after that dance...smoking-devil. On futher consideration forget pressing that dress girl. Come do the work....

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What is with this wearing skirt and getting it pressed...is ironing involved in this dance?confused3 Help a sisa out, I would love to know what I'm getting into and by the way if the dancing is going to be close I can't handle K aka James Brown and his cape and stacks, rubbing all up on me, so you or someone else will have to teach me this dance...according to Superfly (that's K also) I should be whistling dixie and walking like John Wayne afterwards.:shock:




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 Posted: Thursday August 19th, 2004 15:43

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*after taking one look at Kunjufu's shoes...Ashanti decides to leave the party, but is caught by Blackbeauty*

BlackBeauty: Where are you going?

Ashanti: As far away from that as possible. I told you we shouldn't have invited it.

BlackBeauty: Oh it's just Uncle K.

Ashanti: Take a closer look BB...It's kin to somebody, I just don't know what. And to think I asked him to dance. I had to be out of my mind.

BlackBeauty: So he likes to wear a cape, bell bottom pants and platform fish-tank stacks...he's just being himself, don't hold that against him. confused3


Ashanti: Sis any woman would be out of her mind to hold anything against him.

BlackBeauty: Shhh....here he comes. Be nice.blkfingerwag

*Kunjufu aka Pimp Daddy aka Superfly aka Blackula approaches the women...BlackBeauty leaves ashanti standing alone with K. *

Kunjufu,  mouth wide open like this asks: you wanna dance mama?

Ashanti (dejected): Somebody just shoot me nowwww!:shock:



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 Posted: Thursday August 19th, 2004 16:15

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@BB

 

I owe u one.

Plus u berra give me my food or u won't get ur going away present.    

  I just can't bring myself to say goodbye. LOL



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I got caught up in all the jokes how am I meant to type when i'm  
   continue it doesn't help.

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 Posted: Thursday August 19th, 2004 20:05

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MyThoughts wrote: @BB

 

I owe u one.


Is it now??   

Plus u berra give me my food or u won't get ur going away present.    


Hmm...can i know what's in the box first and then make up my mind?

 


  I just can't bring myself to say goodbye. LOL



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I got caught up in all the jokes how am I meant to type when i'm  
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hahaha yer i know what u mean BUT STILL :P






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 Posted: Thursday August 19th, 2004 21:51

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*Ashanti wakes up after fainting from being asked to dance by BlacKula*

By the way where is the Caped-Wonder of the world?confused3smoking-devil Hopefully changing into a new outfit. ;)

Let me re-join the party and see. Who is that on the mic? .... Noooooooooooooo!blkhide Damn Kunjufu!blkdevillol



 



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 Posted: Thursday August 19th, 2004 22:10

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hahaha@ Ashanti and our pseudo conversation!!

[url=mailto:HAHAHA@K's]HAHAHA@K's[/url] teeth-i never noticed that b4



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 Posted: Thursday August 19th, 2004 22:16

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@ BB

LOL!

The brother was as they say Iced-out in the teeth pic, ha!, ha!, ha!

By the way...I will try my hardest to keep this thread going for you...so these last days will be memorable and funny, even if it gets me slammed by you-know-who, LOL!niceone.gif

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 Posted: Thursday August 19th, 2004 22:49

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Ashanti wrote:
By the way...I will try my hardest to keep this thread going for you...so these last days will be memorable and funny, even if it gets me slammed by you-know-who, LOL!niceone.gif


LOL Thanks Sis! *hugs* niceone.gif



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confused3Kunjufu with wig number 3 on. The Las Vegas matinee wig. And the wife's choker on.

@Ashanti. None of your good friends and colleagues have put you out of your misery in terms of a translation.

Wouldn't be gentlemanly of me to do so. Plusblkcheers. Too many of those last night and can't remember a thing..Hi hi..hiblkdemon



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hahahah@FB WIFE'S choker!!! How cheeky!



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@BB...:dude:But true though...blktrainers



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 Posted: Friday August 20th, 2004 00:27

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Fredblack wrote: @BB...:dude:But true though...blktrainers

True! Does look girly...looks a bit cheap too!...looks a bit like a headband with velcro attached and some ironed on diamante bits

KUNJUFU man what happened to style and TASTE!!!

Dont be putting my guests off with ur flamboyant styleee!



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 Posted: Friday August 20th, 2004 00:42

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@BB said"KUNJUFU man what happened to style and TASTE!!!

Dont be putting my guests off with ur flamboyant styleee!"

What happened to STYLE AND TASTE...Putting off guests..

BB you never check how the man fill up the place with the cast of "Dance Hall Queen". And worse want to hook me up with a man eating hard back, man beating ooooman..

Look how the man have women with them legs all over the place, latch round man waist and god forbid whatelse.

As my father would say "Oh its now we see the real Kunjufu".....So I see..:shock:

Style and Taste left the premisis when our dance hall promoter and his James Brown get up entered the place...

Nuff said.Security at the ready....



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 Posted: Friday August 20th, 2004 01:03

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As my father would say "Oh its now we see the real Kunjufu".....So I see..:shock:

Style and Taste left the premisis when our dance hall promoter and his James Brown get up entered the place...

Nuff said.Security at the ready....


bighairlolbighairlol true true!!!

Pssst...i hope he doesnt stay long or overstay his welcome (hehe) 




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@ BB/Ja

You two are coldblksmoke...but I love it and the caped-crusader deserves it!blkdevillol



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You two are coldblksmoke...but I love it and the caped-crusader deserves it!blkdevillol


bighairlolbighairlolhahahah!! Capped crusader!!! I cant wait till he comes back-we all getting cussed btw i hope u know.



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Let him bring it or in his case try to bring itblksmoke...I got the feeling he is somewhere resting up those broken bones and that badly bruised back from trying to iron my pleated skirt on the dance floor!bighairlol

Oh and I know those dogs gotta be barking from wearing those fish-tank stack heeled shoes.blkbrukteet



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blkhailerOh Kunjufu...where for art thou Kunjufu!

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I think I know where he is...he's filming the sequel to BLACKULA....

The working title is BLACKULA IN LONDON 

 

*Ashanti begins to sing the theme song to the movie*

He's the baddest caped mutha...shut yo mouth! bighairlol



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hahahaha!!!! niceone.gif I WILL PRAY for u Ashanti, cause i know he's gonna come screeching in, fish tank heels scrapping up the tarmac ready to CUSS!!

I'll be the one hiding behind FB!!



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Kunjufu is getting caned man!

No one to defend him. Maybe i will   

LOL

K you included me in your round up, so i will sit down inside the dance,with my plate of Jellof rice (Mythoughts brought more) fried chicken, and moi moi, washing it down with some Ginger beer and see how you gonna respond.

Blackula is the classic. Shanti niceone.gif



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Hey don't feel sorry for him...he was unloading on me and Blackbeauty really hard early on in the thread.


Yes BlacKula is a classic and to think we had the star of the movie amongst us all this time.:shock:smoking-devil



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K is the BN new superhero he doesn't need anyone to defend him. Just needs to find a suit that does not wear him down so much. What other excuse has he got to losing to a bunch of girls. Alliance member niceone.gif hehehe

Hes taken too many blows - he got knock down tooooo old to get up again, u never gonna see him again. LOL

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What kind of superhero are you???confused3

Once upon a time I told u i will form an alliance that will take over now do you believe me.    HA HA HA HA HA HA




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MyThoughts wrote: K is the BN new superhero he doesn't need anyone to defend him. Just needs to find a suit that does not wear him down so much. What other excuse has he got to losing to a bunch of girls. Alliance member niceone.gif hehehe

Hes taken too many blows - he got knock down tooooo old to get up again, u never gonna see him again. LOL

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Once upon a time I told u i will form an alliance that will take over now do you believe me.    HA HA HA HA HA HA

 


blkhideThat picture is just PURE EVIL man! (watch K come for u too, in the dead of night...)



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Mama has been a baaad girl, baad people get dealt with harshly Yogetme!!! Especially when yu have no fashion sense.... 

The K man watches has Mama tek one B*&6H Lick to the face, he smiles as he thinks..' If  yu don't learn you must feel'

 

Ashanti: the K Man is warning Yu..Don't mek me have to backhand you wid lyrics tonight...behave!!!



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Mama:Next time consult the mirror before yu step out in the morning, that spock ting went out with the ark man...