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 Posted: Tuesday August 17th, 2004 22:54

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Ijexa wrote: @BlackBeauty @Ashanti

Okay... you're on...

 ***Pulls up chair***

But methinks you both be in BII-IIIII-IGG trouble... Da Fu ain't messing ya know...

Send for reinforces quick...

As for the pig-foot..

 ***COUGH***

 ***COUGH***

...As part of a life of purity and humility... my beliefs do not allow the flesh of dead mammals to pass my lips... so I'm gonna go make me some chow mein with prawn and crab-sticks...

...See ya in a mo...

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Bro..we got plenty of vegetables too, so we'll be here waiting for you.niceone.gif..as for the K man...we aint' scared, sport-smiley tell him to bring his 1975, bell-bottom pants, stack-heel shoes, butter-fly collar wearing self on back to the party, beause we need some entertainment...he could be the lead singer for Blacknet's version of Kool and the Gang.blkbrukteetsmoking-devil



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 Posted: Tuesday August 17th, 2004 23:18

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Bro..we got plenty of vegetables too, so we'll be here waiting for you.niceone.gif..as for the K man...we aint' scared, sport-smiley tell him to bring his 1975, bell-bottom pants, stack-heel shoes, butter-fly collar wearing self on back to the party, beause we need some entertainment...he could be the lead singer for Blacknet's version of Kool and the Gang.blkbrukteetsmoking-devil


bighairlolbighairlol keep em coming 'shant, keep em coming!! hahah.

btw where is Happiness-i know she   

@ Ijexa yer we have plenty of             how come u dont eat meat-what beliefs are those?




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 Posted: Tuesday August 17th, 2004 23:28

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To answer your question...Happiness called to say she would be late, Kunjufu had her to go over to the ER to verify that he is who he say he is...you see when the docs took one look at that outfit he was wearing, they were trying to have him committed, LOL!smoking-devil;)



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 Posted: Tuesday August 17th, 2004 23:36

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heheh@Ashanti.

K is gonna cuss u!!! hahaha.

Im loving it!



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 Posted: Tuesday August 17th, 2004 23:41

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Sis this is payback...Kunjufu was on my case so bad yesterday and mama is here to c o l l e c t, ha!, ha!, ha!blksmoke



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The Caped wonder swoops from his lair, and flys at the speed of light to deal wid Cleopatra facety mama.. and her loose lips.... looks like mama needs daddy to teach some respect up in this place, giving the young pups all sort of ideas above their station...

Listen gurl, put away dem hoochie shorts and dem pattie labelle make up okayy!!, and pleeease while I'm preaching I said step away from those gold lamay thigh high boots dear...Platforms went out with moses... 

I say rebuke him, rebuke the god of baaad fashion before I cleanse the, with my rightous cape..

You know the K man, has come to put you right in your sinful ways.....now renounce your soulheads you sinner!!!!



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 Posted: Wednesday August 18th, 2004 01:29

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BTW while I'm preaching from the pulpit ah!!!!

I said While I'm preeeeching from the Pulpit Ahhhhh!!

Can I get a ahem from the congregation...

Ashanti..ah!!!  I said Ashanti....Ahhh

You must learnnn, that when it comes to baadnesss....ahh!!

You can't test... You mustn't test da man....

or daddy is gonna show Mama a whole new style....

Oh praise the K man.....can I get a Yes man up in dis place...?

 

 



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 Posted: Wednesday August 18th, 2004 01:37

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Now isn' this just typical...I reach in here deal wid dem facety intelopers and what..dem run weh...typical..come back I aint dun wid Oonu yet..

BTW ashanti/Blackbeauty..I don't do pig, foot, mouth or batty Okkaaay!!! I want Ital food...yu hear Ital...

 



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 Posted: Wednesday August 18th, 2004 01:39

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Kunjufu wrote: The Caped wonder swoops from his lair, and flys at the speed of light

:shock: I see they let you out! *ashanti pleading with the James Brown reject to take the cape off*

K! K! Please don't embarrass Blackbeauty...just join the rest of the broken-bones brigade (yes Fredblack and Ijexa too) over here in the corner and let these young folks have the dance floor...we done had our time...it was 25 years ago and obviously you didn't get the memo.blkbrukteet

to deal wid Cleopatra facety mama..

I need some translation help here...What does facety mean?confused3

and her loose lips....

I got the loose lips part.niceone.gif

looks like mama needs daddy to teach some respect up in this place, giving the young pups all sort of ideas above their station...

Uh bro..I know my place, that's why I'm sitting this one out and leaving it to the young folks...now get out of DrunkMonkey's way so I can see the young lad do the electric booga-loo and spin on his head.blksmoke


Listen gurl, put away dem hoochie shorts and dem pattie labelle make up okayy!!, and pleeease while I'm preaching I said step away from those gold lamay thigh high boots dear...Platforms went out with moses... 


LMAO! Like I said it was YOU, Huggie-Bear who didn't get the memo...This is a going away party not a Costume party!blkdevillol



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 Posted: Wednesday August 18th, 2004 01:43

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bighairlolbighairlol@ K&A!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!!

U 2 are funny!

@K Im just sitting back and catching joke-i havent run away.

@A broken bones-u damn right.



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Actually talking about Costumes I heard you were coming as Lil Kim, only you seem to have had a little accident the flour whilst making the bakes.... Oh and dear can we say 'weave offense'!!!



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 Posted: Wednesday August 18th, 2004 01:48

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Ok ashanti, say after me now, i'm not Puerto Rican, I'm not Pureto rican.. I must not be fickle, say again I musn't be fickle... 

Now one more time and this time step away from the bleach...

Its not so bad, the Americans will learn how to play basketball again in my life time..

Now repeat from the top this time with feeling....



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Its ok Kunjufu...just Cooo ordinate like me..its about cooo ordination...



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 Posted: Wednesday August 18th, 2004 01:55

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Okay the gloves are off!blkboxing

Sorry to turn your party into a food fight Blackbeauty but somebody got put this party pooper in his place, LOL!smoking-devil

Here we are Cape Man...that's you dressed as Huggie bear and Me as Foxxy Brown not Lil Kim.




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 Now listen mama...Don't let daddy have to beat down on your azz, just accept that mama aint no match for big daddy........

Don't force me to fly up all over you wid my cape.....it won't be pretty...

now play tune mek da party begin...

 



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hahah @Ashanti! Being that skinny r u sure K's cape wont weigh him down? confused3



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 Posted: Wednesday August 18th, 2004 02:06

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Nah nah yu see it aint like that see...you can't fool these good folks wid your lies..I've got proof, pictorial proof of you and your sisters on the down low back in da day...(btw note my American accent)

Ashanti in the tribute soul group..Sister Ah wah dis,  

BTW yu be the one in the white coat, trying be all baad n sh*t....Hey hey can someone please call the fashion police quick....mama dun lost her mind!!!

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 Posted: Wednesday August 18th, 2004 02:07

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blkhailerEarth to Kunjufu! Earth to Kunjufu! Man the party started about 4 hours ago...where you been?!...ooops I forgot in traction at the hospital. Come sit your behind down before the other hip go out!blkdevillol

 

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The cape is to cover our heads when its time to leave the party in case there's paparazzi trying to take our pics...can you imagine being seen with Blackula and that darn cape?!:shock:blkbrukteet

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 Posted: Wednesday August 18th, 2004 02:09

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Talking of Fashion Police..btw Blackbeauty do you want to explain this ?



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Ashanti..Tell me is there a version of Queer eye for women, if so can I put forward your name Pleeease?



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 Posted: Wednesday August 18th, 2004 02:12

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Talking of Fashion Police..btw Blackbeauty do you want to explain this ?


bighairlol dont even start with me, im just an innocent by-stander with no jokes 2night. Leave me out of it!

niceone.gif@ Ashanti-gotcha!


 



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Hey Blackbeauty do you want to tell your Mama how to flex (you may need to translate flex btw) because by the looks of this picture she aint getting this too tough!!



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 Posted: Wednesday August 18th, 2004 02:18

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Im going to bed!!

K u best keep ur feistyness about me to urself!

*Shame @ Kunjufu i thought white coat was ur twin sister...oops my mistake :P

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Now my friend here in the Fashion Police is warning you Ashanti..step away from the keyboard before big Daddy shames you tonight.... Or it will Puero Rico Vs USA all over again..



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Goodnight blackeauty..and btw white is sooo yesterday dear....and the weave aint happening either, just between me and you...

Oh please next time puts some vogue in that pose dear...



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