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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 02:46 |
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Ok, Gentlemen....and Ladies
Let me just say that its about 3Am and we've just come back from a lovely dinner and lots, lots of drinks in the company of mine and Abs' fine friends who to be honest are becoming a bit of a drag now and we thought its time we substute them for some new special friends. Now Gentlemen, thats where you guys come in.....if you think you are WORTHY enough to be in our presence then lets start the biding. Reason we are doing the biding is because we realise that its unfair for us to just pick some of you without giving the others a chance to know what it feels like to court these two special ladies.
Now, you are probably thinking why we are so worthy...so we thoughts we'll give you guys a preview starting with our vital statistics:
Mez:5:5ft, 26-36-26, just imagine i would be able to make BP eat out of my hand......Now, THAT should give you Gentlement an idea of what i look like..... I am very bubly, i love to cook and i have been told that not even an Olympic acrobatic could compare with me in regards to the adult intertainment department. I am also extremely dumb..... perfect to make you gentlement feel like a king.
Abs:5ft, weights 20st, bust 40EE, can't cook for jack but i am an expert in ordering KFC and a can down a pint in 20 seconds. Favourite activities is watching TV and munching away the time....however i have been told that my thighs look fab when i squeze into a size6..
So, let the biding start.........
Oh, by the way ladies, we haven't forgoten about you. We have our beloved DrunkMonkey for you. He is the PERFECT package. He is even perfect in the Kitchen, a few weeks back he cooked me the best Steak i've had in ages, which means you'll end up looking like Janet Jackson in no time if you hook up with our fantastic bachelor de jour! His pad is ready and wigling for some feminine charisma....although your presense alone will do as i can testify that its already in perfect form, complete with the obligatory fab African arts........
So without any further delays, lets get this show going.......
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 05:09 |
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| to think some where in another thread the mod is fighting about a swim suit competition but in here we are bidding on women
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 05:10 |
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I need pictures please I have no idea what 26-36-26 means without a pic
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 13:26 |
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Just how much did u guys have to drink?
And somehow 26-36-26 doesn't sound right. Yeah, might need to see some pics.
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 14:28 |
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*holds a 20 pound/euro/dollar bill in the air*
DM come to mummy lol
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 14:30 |
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Me thinks they had alot drinks.........
No love handles, flabs or da sort......I can't bet yet....without knowing that......Newbies, I saw their pics........PM me..........5ft Abs, no way.....5:8ft.....
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 16:19 |
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 16:24 |
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| Mez really needs to stop this late night drinking. Its starting to get out of hand.
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 16:25 |
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Omoshango wrote: Just how much did u guys have to drink?
What are you on about? I am dead serious about this!
And somehow 26-36-26 doesn't sound right. Yeah, might need to see some pics.
Man, what do you expect with all the beer i've been drinking?? Now, how much are you putting up? Or are you one of them tight stallions who don't know that good things like my pork belly usually cost you some dime?..
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 16:30 |
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mansamusa wrote: Mez really needs to stop this late night drinking. Its starting to get out of hand.
 Oh look, what have we here?? I only had 2 bottles, a few cocktails, 2 Stellas and i can't remember the rest.....
Now, are you going to bid or are you here just to make useless acusations about my imagenery drink problems?
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 16:33 |
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For those who requested a picture....see how flexible and acribatic i am?
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 16:41 |
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Mezmerized wrote: mansamusa wrote: Mez really needs to stop this late night drinking. Its starting to get out of hand.
 Oh look, what have we here?? I only had 2 bottles, a few cocktails, 2 Stellas and i can't remember the rest.....
Now, are you going to bid or are you here just to make useless acusations about my imagenery drink problems?
Damn she writes under the influence too.... I got some surplus drink after the new year / are crates of beer acceptable tender?
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 16:54 |
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mansamusa wrote: Mezmerized wrote: mansamusa wrote: Mez really needs to stop this late night drinking. Its starting to get out of hand.
 Oh look, what have we here?? I only had 2 bottles, a few cocktails, 2 Stellas and i can't remember the rest.....
Now, are you going to bid or are you here just to make useless acusations about my imagenery drink problems?
Damn she writes under the influence too.... I got some surplus drink after the new year / are crates of beer acceptable tender?
KMT! For you information i was actually doing my course work late at night...i just got bored and i wanted to have a laugh. But since i see that your sense of humour has gone Russian cold, lets live the bidding to people who will offer more than some cheap crates of beer....  
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 16:57 |
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Bele wrote: Me thinks they had alot drinks.........
No love handles, flabs or da sort......I can't bet yet....without knowing that......Newbies, I saw their pics........PM me..........5ft Abs, no way.....5:8ft.....
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Bele stop making up stories, you were not around when i flashed my picture and you thinking i am 5'8 proves my point.
Anyways, mez lol you just got offered a crate of beer aye ya ya this is getting worse.
Now gentlemen mez is not kidding so take this thread very seriously except for my part . I have also appointed my self as her broker so from now on i'll be doing all the negotiating and those who are shy to place their chip on the table in public could always send me a PM, that goes for any lady wanting to bid on our fine bachelor Monkey. Mind you thou my fee is quite high as it should be .
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 17:09 |
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Mezmerized wrote: Mez:5:5ft, 26-36-26, just imagine i would be able to make BP eat out of my hand......Now, THAT should give you Gentlement an idea of what i look like.....
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I don't believe you...
Sorry, but those dimensions just don't sound right...That would mean you would look something like this:

or a South Park character...

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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 17:12 |
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Abissinia wrote: Now gentlemen mez is not kidding so take this thread very seriously except for my part .
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Where can the bidding start if I want both of you...
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 17:21 |
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Thoth B3 wrote:
Where can the bidding start if I want both of you...
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Greedy are we? like i've said i am the broker for Mez and Monkey, besides at 20 stones and 40EE don't you think i am way too sexy for you? lol
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 17:42 |
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So far we have Omoshango, Red Cyborg, and Thoth(sorry Mansamusa, but your cheap crates of beer was out of line )
Anymore bidding Gentlemen??...
Anyone for Monkey? Cmon ladies, you are making me look bad
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 17:53 |
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@ Mez - and you have the nerve to talk about the explotation of Africans. 
Your words:
"...we are just shocked that he is GLORIFYING the stupidity of the events and the mad materialistic lifestyle thats sucking the life out of not just Nigerians but a lot of otherAfricans......"
I offer this to you, again in your words:
"...why condone those silly "images" (my word - original text read: pictures) that make a minstrel show off our people??"
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 18:25 |
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Happiness wrote: @ Mez - and you have the nerve to talk about the explotation of Africans. 
Your words:
"...we are just shocked that he is GLORIFYING the stupidity of the events and the mad materialistic lifestyle thats sucking the life out of not just Nigerians but a lot of otherAfricans......"
I offer this to you, again in your words:
"...why condone those silly "images" (my word - original text read: pictures) that make a minstrel show off our people??"
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 18:32 |
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@ Mez....  
yeah plead ignorance - it is perhaps a better virtue to hold than HYPOCRISY.
Nothing is more distainful than the wise man who calls himself a fool so as not to enter the arena.
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 19:59 |
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How about Mez and Happiness in swimsuits fighting it out in an inflated pool filled with whip cream and jello.
I'll be charging and entrance fee at the door of course
Later Mez and Happiness will be at my place for peace negotiations.
Last edited on Sunday January 29th, 2006 20:03 by DSP
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 20:11 |
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DSP wrote: How about Mez and Happiness in swimsuits fighting it out in an inflated pool filled with whip cream and jello.
I'll be charging and entrance fee at the door of course
Later Mez and Happiness will be at my place for peace negotiations.
@ Mez - you see the stupidity your infantile thread has encouraged?? Before you start worry about the poor millions in Africa, worry about the paucity of character of ONE black woman as you have exhibited on this thread.
DSP - please go and explore your sexuality elsewhere.
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 20:20 |
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Happiness wrote: @ Mez - you see the stupidity your infantile thread has encouraged?? Before you start worry about the poor millions in Africa, worry about the paucity of character of ONE black woman as you have exhibited on this thread.
DSP - please go and explore your sexuality elsewhere.
Happiness. Just to say your intervention in this ill-conceived thread is appreciated. Look forward to male posters handling any of our own ill-conceived posts in the same way.
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 20:22 |
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DSP wrote: How about Mez and Happiness in swimsuits fighting it out in an inflated pool filled with whip cream and jello.
Later the two of you can come to my place for peace negotiations.
Naughty...naughty DSP
Anyways, where is your bet? How about i give you a taster of your prize...

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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 20:23 |
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Happiness wrote:
DSP - please go and explore your sexuality elsewhere.
I need your help. ..sorry can't help it.. your your internet character is hott and makes my blood flow.
btw..whas the deal with Geneveve(the actress). Word on the street is she's beginning to charge too much for her acting, and she's gotten in some other scandal. Whas the deal, and whassup with all the part 2 movies? Then again let me stop, at least they're not boring like the Indian chic flicks(reminds me to start another thread).
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 20:28 |
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Mezmerized wrote: DSP wrote: How about Mez and Happiness in swimsuits fighting it out in an inflated pool filled with whip cream and jello.
Later the two of you can come to my place for peace negotiations.
Naughty...naughty DSP
Anyways, where is your bet? How about i give you a taster of your prize...

You still have hangover? I'm try ing to make money off this and bring about a peaceful solution.
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Posted: Sunday January 29th, 2006 20:51 |
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DSP - final warning to you....if you continue to address me again in that disrespectful manner, you will not be able to PM me again to chill. Because this time I wont chill.
@ All - I am closing this thread pending further discussions with the other mods. If it will absolutely destroy your existance to have this thread closed, PM me and tell me why.
@ Mez - I am so embarrased for you...
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Posted: Tuesday January 31st, 2006 15:08 |
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Just to let you know. I got the following pm from Mezmerised regarding this thread. I don't know if any of you got one as well:
Hello there,
I am PM'ing you in regards to Happiness' personal vendata against me without reason. My Thread in the man's forum(Seeeking two stallions and a foxy lady) although not to some people's liking, did not in anyway break the rules of the Forum....i was not being disrepectfull, there was no nudity and it was just a lighthearted thread to unwind at the end of the weekend.
I respect the fact that some threads are will not be to everybody's liking but for her, as a MOD to use her distaste with my thread as a reason to close it is way out of line and my only conclusion is that she is taking it too personal and carrying a personal vendeta against me because of some disagreement we may have had on other threads concerning Nigeria.
I wll appreciate it if you all will look into it because i think its very unfair that she should close my thread for no apparent reason.
Many thanks in advance
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Hi Mez
I can appreciate that it is annoying to get a thread locked off when you feel there was nothing really wrong with it, but it doesn't mean there is some personal vendetta against you. In fact I see nothing in Happiness's action that could be considered 'personal' or 'a vendetta'. Sure, she expressed her displeasure with the thread (nothing wrong with Mods giving their opinion) but I wouldn't say her subsequent action was driven by this or was against you personally.
In my opinion her action was taken after assessing that the thread was going down an undesirable road, and particularly due to the somewhat disrespective comments levelled at her from DSP....they were out of order.
I can agree with her action because it was obvious certain male posters (who don't need much prompting anyway...lol) were getting into the thread (the wrong way) just a little me too much. I know you may not see it that way, but you have to understand that moderating is very much about making judgement calls. Often these calls have to be made before threads descend into the 'danger zone', so from a posters point of view it can seem that the thing was cut without justification. Unfortunately we have painful memories of what can happen on these forums if things are allowed to run on a little too long. Not saying, this thread was one of those potential danger threads, but I am talking in principle.
Whilst I don't necessary hold the same views as Happiness about the 'creation' of the thread, I do agree with her 100% that it was potentially heading in a direction that required moderator intervention. I think I would have cut it myself had it continued, and not because of any personal bias against you.
I mean, hey, how can I be biased? Afterall, I have you to credit for my soft skin thanks to that Nubian products thread you started. 
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