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Posted: Friday January 27th, 2006 20:28 |
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A store that sells HUSBANDS has just opened in New York City, where women may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
"You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increases as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch: You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"
So, a woman goes to the HUSBAND store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: FLOOR 1 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS
the second floor sign reads: FLOOR 2 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS AND LOVE KIDS
the third floor sign reads: FLOOR 3 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVE KIDS, AND ARE EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING.
"Wow!" She thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: FLOOR 4 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVE KIDS, ARE DROP DEAD GOOD LOOKING, AND HELPS WITH THE HOUSEWORK.
"Oh Mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: FLOOR 5 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVE KIDS, ARE DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS, HELP WITH THE HOUSEWORK, AND HAVE A STRONG ROMANTIC STREAK.
She is so tempted to stay but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads : FLOOR 6 - YOU ARE VISITOR 31,456,012 TO THIS FLOOR. THERE ARE NO MEN ON THIS FLOOR. THIS FLOOR EXISTS SOLELY AS PROOF THAT WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE.
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT THE HUSBAND STORE...
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Posted: Friday January 27th, 2006 20:49 |
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Sooooo old and tired it's not even funny anymore 
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Posted: Saturday January 28th, 2006 00:10 |
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Posted: Saturday January 28th, 2006 03:53 |
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Repetition is good.
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Posted: Wednesday February 1st, 2006 14:11 |
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[size=This couldn't be further removed from my actual opinion of men, but I still found it funny!]
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[size=Did you know that a man is made up of many useless "things?" He has an
Adams apple that isn't an apple... Two calves that will never become
cows... A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere... A roof of the mouth
that won't cover anything... Twenty nails that won't hold a board... A
chest that won't hold linen...
Two tits that won't give milk...
Two buns that won't feed anyone...
A belly button that won't button...
Two balls that won't roll...
An ass that won't pull a plow...
An organ that won't play music...
A c0ck that won't crow...
.....And what are YOU laughing about?!?
You've got a p**sy that won't catch mice!!]
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