The New Age Warrior Goes Old School.
Invest in some petrolium fluids, a box of matches and a balaclava. £10 all inclusive at Tescos.
Enter the building avoiding all cameras and apply balaclava... proceed to spray and soak premisis, and staff, in said petrolium fluid.
Leave building.
Think of cocky line for cinemaitc effect.
E.G; ''Burn baby Burn'' or ''we don't need no water''
Apply nessary friction to match head and deposit in small pool of petrolium.
Smoke ciggarett and laugh manically.
Claim insanity when police arrive and talk of alien peer pressure... it makes it easier in court, trust me.
Its either that or a claims court, which would be alot easier but not as intresting or cinematic.

Last edited on Monday September 12th, 2005 22:00 by New Age Warrior
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